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My self-summary
To the lovely people who have "liked" my profile. I don't have a paid account, so I don't see who likes me, all I get is a blurry little picture informing me that some people like me. So please if you're going to hit that like button, message me. I'd like to hear from you.

I'm a big, cuddly, cartoon character.

I'm a pretty happy person. I try to stay positive. I'm open and laid back person. I can be quiet and timmid sometime because I put a lot of care into my interactions with people. The last thing I want to do is scare you off, or over load you with information.

I really enjoy words and spend a little time everyday trying to expand my vocabulary, grammar in the other hand seems escape me more times than not. I spend time with dictionaries and thesaurus' pretty regularly. I recently realized I talk like I'm trying to write a paper. I feel like I ask a lot of questions, I'm a curious person.

I'm very not straight, but I'm not gay either. Labeling my self as bisexual seems to put me in a uncomfortable place that doesn't really describe my sexuality. I enjoy being with people. I'm in a serious happy open relationship. The relationship seems to fall under a polyamous/non-monogamy swinger kind of thing. It really depends on who I/we are interacting with. I'm looking for both people for myself to interact with and people for me and my partner to interact with.

Trying to tell a audience about my interests in other people is rough. Labels are great when you have specific wants, and needs, but my interests are vast, and at time contrast each other. I don't want to limit myself by saying I want something a certain way when another way, I may or may not be unaware of, is better.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm trying to enjoy myself. I just left a shitty job, for what seems like a dream job. I was working graves in a porn shop in a shitty part of town. Long hours, weird interactions, shit pay, poisonous environment. I work full time at a dispensary now as their designer, and part time clerk, trimmer and joint roller. It's amazing.
I’m really good at
I'm good at making people smile, feel safe, and at home.
The first things people usually notice about me
I stand out in a crowd and am always easy to find, I'm 6'4 and have a shaved head. On the back of my head I have a big blue diamond tattoo. On the side of my neck I have a 8-bit Mario on one side and link on the other. These traits coupled with my handle bar, mustache, my inch and a half stretched ears, my beautiful eyes and long eye lashes it's truthfully a toss up.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Alice in Wonderland, Through The Looking Glass, The Communist Manifesto, How to Make Friends And Influnce People, Long Hard Road Out of Hell, Raw Shark Texts, Understanding Comics, The Satanic Bible, and Shut Up and Draw Comics Monkey Brain, Science Daily, Popular Science, Juxtapose, Art Forum, Dead Pool, Marvel Zombies, Watchmen...

Hacker, Grandmas Boy, Conan, Star Wars, Scott Pilgrim vs The World, Next, Avenger, Watchmen, Shaun of the dead, Dale and Tucker vs Evil, Modify, Cool World, Swordfish, Little Nemo, Alice in wonderland, Fight Club...

Jessica jones, daredevil, Don't trust the B in apartment 23, Throught the Wormhole, The Universe, Futurama, Dilbert, Breaking Bad, Big Bang Theory, That 70 show, Ghost Adventures, flcl, Ghost in a Shell, Naruto, South Park, Cowboy Bebop...

Deftones, Team Sleep, Chino xl, MC Frontalot, Bonobo, Dead Can Dance, Jesse Dangerously, Back Burner, Ghetto Socks, Incubus, Micheal Jackson, Big Pun, C2C, Mike Relm, Modest Mouse, Radiohead, U.N.C.L.E., DJ Shadow...
Six things I could never do without
Art supplies

Piercings and tattoos.

sex toys are pretty nice, got to keep things spicy

Probably some music so that when I die from only having six "things" I don't die in the quiet because all I have is those "six things"

Someone to have around so that I can have someone to be with, someone that I'll end up eating after an extended period of time with no food because all I selected was stupid shit. Someone probably weaker then me so that they can't eat me when it comes down it, and someone that has enough meat on them that they would be worth eating.

If I could seventh pick, I'd pick another person, sex is always better in threes, and you always need dessert right!?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Sadly money is a common though, I heard poverty will do that, it's not something I enjoy thinking about, but I happens.

But I also spend a lot of time thinking Art, sex, marijuana, and science. Not in that order.

I have a fascination with string theory, physics, patterns, algorithms, pop cultures, and icons. These are the things that drive my thoughts and often my art.

I think about getting into porn often.

I think about video games a lot because it's something I do in my spare time. I'm always at least playing a Mortal Kombat. Lately it's been MKX but I also adore mk9 and umk3.
On a typical Friday night I am
I could be rolling joints or trimming weed. I could possibly be making art. I do enjoy video games or Netflix on a lazy days. Love going to the movies. The art museum. Hot tubbing, because who doesn't love being naked. But more than likely if I'm leaving the house on the Friday, not to go work, I'll be visiting friends at strips clubs.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Pretty much anything. I actually can't think of anything I wouldn't divulge outside of my of things that you shouldn't share, passwords, card numbers, shit like that.

I'm polyamous, and am open to a lot of different types of relationships. I don't like closing the door to new possibilities. With that being said I think it would be best for you to know that I'm looking for men and women to play with for me AND my partner.
Me and my girlfriend live together and more times then not, have the same days off together. So we share our free time together and would like to get more people involved with us.

I cuddle with a stuffed Cheshire cat and sleep under a Alice in wonderland blanket.

I own two videogame consoles for the same game

I love peanut butter

I paint my finger and toe nails pink

I was one of the worlds best players of ultimate mortal Kombat 3, I put a lot of love into he things I enjoy.

I studied hello kitty and other iconic illustrative characters for 2 years.

I've drawn my self hundreds of times, I've spent hundreds of hours studying and drawing the human form. I draw skulls regularly if I don't have any other direction.

Nothing grabs my attention better than smelling good and good design.

I don't feel pain like I should

I want to be in gay and/or bi porn, and have been filmed having doing wide array of sexual things. It's fun <3

I'm put off by the idea that okcupid thinks I'm not a good natured person, and because of such accusations I question okcupid a moral code in what it finds to be "good natured"

I feel bad because I don't live in a situation where I can have people over, I can't ever be a host, and I don't feel right asking to cover over to somebody else's place.

I randomly add things to this list every time I read it.

Really just ask. You might be surprised.
You should message me if
If you polyamous or are okay with polyamory.
If you are local to the Portland metro area
If you are okay with dating a not straight male
If your interested in meeting at all
If you're wanting to meet me, get to know me etc, it's probably better if you're a weed smoker. It's not only my profession but it's also something I put a lot of time into. I am a frequent weed smoker. +++ if you do good with bong hits and dabs.

If you like chubby tall guys that have a awesome mustache, tattoos, and piercings.
+++ if you work in the marijuana or adult industri

If you are not comfortable with medical marijuana or anything that goes along with it. I smoke marijuana and work for a company that legally dispenses it, so this is common subject matter.
The two of us