34 Pitt Meadows, Canada
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My self-summary
*July 2016: Struggling with health issues. I am not actively seeking until I have a better grip. Conversation/friendship may be welcome, though replies may be sporadic. I hope to be back to myself soon.*January 2017: slightly better than July but the disclaimer still stands. If you approach me for an immediate hookup I will understand that you are illiterate and feel sorry for you.*

LOCAL folks, please. While immediate hookups aren't on my list, eventual meeting is. Nice to hear from all you worldly people but there's not a lot of room for growth there.

NOTE: One word introductory messages, or messages of the "How's it going?" variety will not be answered. SAY something if you want a reply. Intro message of "Hi" combined with no profile info guarantees you silence from me. Having said that, I cannot see "likes" so if you want your interest known, you'll have to message.....and say more than one word or liner.

The second photo is an intelligence test. Messages reading along the lines of "hur,hur, hur, are you nekkid in that pic?" are an automatic fail. Seriously. That's not even clever.

This is a work in progress. Aren't we all?

I am in the slow process of growing and changing and attempting to jettison some emotional baggage. I have no tolerance for bullshit.

I am polyamorous and kinky. If you are exclusive and vanilla, you should probably move along. I have a fetlife profile as well, should that be your thing. I also have a stable primary partner. I am looking to enhance and supplement, not replace. Group play is an option in the right circumstance.

I am not looking for one night stands. Casual, maybe, but there must be some genuine connection, concern, friendship? I'm definitely looking for something ongoing. I am looking to meet, not to exchange fantasies, spank fodder, or other kinds of endless emailing. A handful of emails to establish interest, followed by a no expectation meeting in a public setting is how I prefer to proceed.

I am overweight, but active. (My job and hobbies are quite physical). Even at my fittest, I had a belly. If you can't handle curves and extra flesh, don't waste my time. For the first time in my life I've developed some negative body image and insecurity, despite the weight not being recent. I'm not happy about this mental change and don't need any outside help feeding the negative...I'm working to get back to loving myself unconditionally because I deserve it. I don't know who let this negative self talk voice into my head but I'd like it evicted. Yesterday.
What I’m doing with my life
also...work in progress

I am self employed which means I work pretty much constantly. I burnt myself out quite badly and mostly failed at lightening the load. Turns out working smarter is really hard.

I travel fairly frequently for work, mostly in BC.
I’m really good at
-my work. it is my passion. Please don't get me talking about it, I won't stop. I'd like a little more balance in my life.

-sadly, I'm also really good at being hard on myself. I'm trying to learn otherwise.

-Several xxx-rated things...wouldn't you like to know
The first things people usually notice about me
Attitude. Boobs. I grew 'em myself.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Love books, fiction and non. Terry Pratchett's Discworld series is a favourite. I like movies too, but generally prefer books. I like live theatre but don't see enough of it these days. I like music, but not so much live. I don't like big crowds and the volume can be overwhelming. I like food :-P
The six things I could never do without
Intellectual stimulation
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Sex and play. Life and work. More sex and play.
On a typical Friday night I am
what is this 'typical' of which you speak?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
If I play with you, and it's good, I want to hear more from you, not less. Pursuit is delightful. My sexual preference is MORE.
You should message me if
You are creative and playful. You have a high sex drive and a high revving libido. You enjoy your kink and sex combined. You have a brain in your head and aren't afraid to use it.