27Houston, United States
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My self-summary
Hello my name is Crystal and I love all things food especially pizza and donuts. But trying to substitute that with canned tuna and protein shakes. My humor is one thing people either love me or hate me for. I'm not scared to be out there, being different is what I'm all about. I enjoy the arts (music, acting, painting, etc) and lifting/pushing heavy things. I'm not that good at it but I try.
What I’m doing with my life
Working a lot to save money to travel, explore, and live life to the fullest. All while having fun and helping others.

If I'm not working then I'm working out. So if you see me don't talk to me. Getting a six pack, muscular legs, booty, and sculpted shoulders doesn't come by exercising your mouth.
I’m really good at
Shocking people and making them laugh. I'm a good party and hanging out kind of gal.

I'm getting good at cooking since I'm now embarking on this health fitness lifestyle. So I eat a bunch of microwaved prep meals out of plastic containers.
The first things people usually notice about me
My smile, my annoying voice and of course my weird raunchy vulgar sense of humor. All in good fun! I also have awesome hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I listen mostly to rock music all genres and decades. Yet my taste in music is very diverse. I love tv and I watch a lot of it. From comedies to dramas to documentaries I love tv and movies. Reading is a thing I like to do and I enjoy autobiographies, historical fiction, and self help books.
Six things I could never do without
Mascara. Fruit. Music. Phone (I have to use tumblr and twitter). Faith. Rainy days.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What the world is like. But I want to do less thinking and more doing.
On a typical Friday night I am
At the gym getting my sweat on. Less crowds which means a much more happier girl lifting weights.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I watch gay porn. As in guy on guy. Somehow heterosexual porn seems weird.
You should message me if
You think I'm awesome and why wouldn't I want my ego stroked lol.
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