1Jazmin1
27 Los Angeles, United States
Join today
Find great matches with our advanced matching system!
1Jazmin1
Join today
Find great matches with our advanced matching system!
My self-summary
I like stuff...

Minions are the downfall of society.

Biggest turn offs: Your instead of you're and vice versa. And long
hair on men
What I’m doing with my life
World domination.
I’m really good at
Breathing, I'm an expert. I get it almost right every time.
The first things people usually notice about me
My 17 inch back hump. Don't worry, it's a sexy hump.
The six things I could never do without
Avocado
Reddit
My PS3
Clamato
Sriracha
Another avocado
I spend a lot of time thinking about
crabs and their immortality.
On a typical Friday night I am
Everywhere. I am omnipotent. I am everything.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My weakness is men in boxer-briefs (white Calvin Klein boxer briefs it's a super plus) *cof* Marky Mark *cof*

I tend to have tolerable morning breath.

I used to be in Zoom, the tv show.

I go to sleep every night with Top Gun's Danger Zone as background noise.
You should message me if
you're not a vegan
More