I guess the first thing I should disclose is that I have a strange sense of humor... My friends would call it "Sick". Also sarcastic... (I prefer "irreverent", Sick humor is tossing a truckload of marbles in front of the old folks home, Irreverent is "suggesting" to go toss marbles in front of the old folks home.) But that's my favorite kinda humor!
So, I must be funny then! (I will admit to having a bit of a potty mouth, but I try to keep a lid on it, no pun intended..)
AND... I am mindful of the feelings of others, I do not hurt feelings intentionally...
I was raised on the principle of "treat people as you would like to be treated." I can find humor in just about any situation... I love reading, anything from Mad Magazine, to fantasy, sci-fi & the classics. I love cold, dark, windy & rainy weather, an open window and a good scary movie... And someone special... I'd be in heaven. I'm always looking for a haunted house to spend the night in, but not alone...Wanna come with me? lol
There's lots more to be said... But I think I've given enough info to either rouse your interest, or to make you run like crazy in the opposite direction...
I'm young at heart... "Childlike"... Not "Childish". BIG diff, there...
I've been told I'm a great kisser! (It's been a long time for me...but I think I can still do it!!)... Like ridin' a bike, right?
I am caring and attentive, and somewhat shy, right outta the gate. But... once I feel comfortable with you, I'll do some of the stupidest things to get you to laugh
I LOVE public displays of affection... I am an affection junkie...
Love going to concerts... I've seen thousands of concerts...
And I love dogs and cats. I've been divorced for over 6 years, so I'm far & beyond the "rebound" syndrome... I have no kids/no baggage... I HATE to fight, would rather talk it out... Never go to bed angry! :o)
I'm very "right-brained"... If you know what that means... And if you do, please explain it to me....
Oh... Here is (what some would believe) is a fault: I don't like sports at all! I'll go to a ball game, just to go, if someone gave me tickets, but then I would go just to people watch... Look for the guy pickin' his nose... Lol! But I always seem to have something better to do then watch sports on TV... (Reading, for example)...
(Root Canal is another...) I LOVE UFC, but the bottom line here is... I really dislike sports. I'd rather play them then watch them.
BUT... If I'm with a group of people, and that's what everyone else is doin', Ok then.
I love FNC. If you guessed I'm a Libertarian/Conservative, you get a gold star... (Admitting I'm "right of center" here in California is akin to coming out as a narc at a biker rally. .. Or farting in church. I'm afraid I'm not very popular. ..) Now I am not one to hammer my thoughts & beliefs into someone's head. I can handle diverse and opposing opinions without getting hot under the collar... Can you?
If James Carville & Mary Matlin can do it, anyone can. We're not on OkStupid to join the debate club, anyway. ..
I have NO tats or piercings... Nothing wrong with these things on you... But it just ain't right on me. I admit it: I hate pain. I don't give it, I won't take it.
A lotta people ask me if I'm from the East Coast. I was born & raised in So. Cal.
But I have a strong personality... And an accent, so I'm told(!) Go figure...
I've also had lots of people tell me I look like John Travolta. I just don't see it.
I just tell them I wish MY BANK ACCOUNT LOOKED like Travolta's... >:o) BUT… (Full disclosure here) … I have Tony Soprano’s body structure. Not proud of it, and I have lost weight… But an exercise partner would make everything much more enjoyable!
I want a Long Term relationship more then anything, BUT.. If I just come away with a friend, or pen pal, or whatever..
Someone to do Disneyland with...
That's not a total loss!
I would love to have an Exercise Buddy. Someone to take walks with or whatever...
But I really LOVE ((Music)) ((Movies)) and ((Reading))
I am Sarcastic, Funny, and Witty
Not too many... Sushi. .. I'm not generally a seafood fan anyway, but if I AM gonna eat it... And I'm gonna pay for it, somebody's going to cook it for me, please?
Another gripe: Women who immediately state on their OKC profiles that they want nothing whatsoever to do with a guy, simply based on what news channel he watches? Talk about narrow minded.... Just because I choose not to get my news from a comedian (Stewart, Colbert, Maher)... To each their own... Just don't hate.
Oh... I also don't really like mariachi music. It's ok at the Mexican restaurant. .. But other then that, I'd have to say... To me. .. It's the most annoying music in the world. To my ear, it's so tinny, it reminds me of a dental drill.
Also... Just made a recent discovery about myself; It seems I'm allergic to tobacco smoke! I wasn't always this way, but over the past year or so, I've found myself catching some pretty adverse effects from being around 2nd hand smoke. I used to make fun of people like me... :o(
I guess I can say the same thing about my music & movies...
Music.. I love most any kind... Just keep the Rap away from me.
Movies... I really love the bad "B" movies... Ed Wood & stuff... "Midnight movies"... Horror movies... Pretty much anything...
T.V.... I don't usually watch a whole lot of broadcast television... But when I do, it's Fox News shows "The Five" and "Red Eye".
Why it seems the more perfect matches for me are over a hundred miles away... :o(
What's up with these pictures of women with fake mustaches?
Why my sun sign (scorpion) seems to be so hated & dispised?
Why OKCupid calls me "sloppy"? Screw you, Cupid! :-p
Or now going to bed way early cause I gotta get up way early for my job.
I rate an ISTJ on that personality test thing.