55 Pontefract, United Kingdom
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My self-summary
Leaving now, better places to go....."Good Night, and Good Luck..."
What I’m doing with my life
Bumbling my way through.
Life aim? Have fun ....
I’m really good at
Making people laugh, cryptic crosswords, my job.
Trying not to laugh too much when confronted with Astrology, Religion, reflexology, Omega-B, chiropractic, healing stones or any other sort of pseudo-science.
The first things people usually notice about me
Slaphead, though it is through choice, and the fact that I was blessed with a face that makes people think I'm about to tw@t them. I'm not really, quite a chipper chappy on the inside.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Frank Sinatra..Dean Martin....historical biographies, the early and late Roman Republic, chess, Caro Emerald, Modest Mouse.
Food? Neither Gourmet nor Gourmand, though I do quite like Italian (non-pasta) and Polish.
Sport: watching Rugby Union Internationals.
TV? I am aware of a phenomenon known as "Soaps" but fail to understand why watching someone else's problems is entertaining.
Films: Devil, Conspiracy, Unthinkable.
Coupling, Big Bang Theory, Fawlty Towers, IT Crowd.
The six things I could never do without
Work, family, pubs, sex 'n' drugs 'n' rock'n' roll.
Well, forget the last two, don't especially like rock and roll, I believe Elvis HAS left the building, and I wouldn't have the foggiest idea where to get drugs even if I wanted them, have enough on my plate with Guinness and nicotine.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Loads, find it hard to switch the little grey cells off, so tend to read a lot, watch documentaries and, big secret, read technical manuals. For fun.
Not quite Sheldon, but embarrassingly Geeky sometimes.
Enjoy Quantum physics and String theory but suspect it may just be a big practical joke.
On a typical Friday night I am
In the pub, crossword or pool, but not at the same time.
I avoid pubs that show the modern "opiate of the masses" 24/7 - religion was bad enough but Football? Ye gods....
Either that or doing something naughty on the internet....no, not that kind of naughty, but morally questionable for some rich people in California. OK, a clue.....TOR
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Is that admit as in "to confess" or as in "to allow entry" ? Hope it's the first, second sounds painful. Think that should have been phrased "to admit to" then there would be no confusion.
You should message me if
If you are looking for "That Old Black Magic"...

And this may seem a bit picky but.....no "ladies" that find it amusing to Belch and/or pass wind in public.