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My self-summary
Where the mature dudes at?

I dig comedy, art, dogs, sarcasm, delicious food, and intersectional feminism.

420 friendly, liberal, plus-size cutie.


Not everything is how it appears....
What I’m doing with my life
Starting a new chapter in my life. Constantly being introspective and growing as a person. Petting my dog. Smoking weed. Watching entirely too much tv. Spending time with awesome people. Eating all the yummy foods.
I’m really good at
Making people laugh
Swearing entirely too much
Making lists
Seinfeld trivia
The first things people usually notice about me
Eyes & lips
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Ahh, I have too many favorites of all of these things!

Christopher Moore is my new favorite author.

Here are some movies that I have seen lately and thoroughly enjoyed: Dope, The Diary of a Teenage Girl, Tangerine, The One I Love

Here is a giant list of TV shows that I've enjoyed in the past, or am enjoying presently: Seinfeld, Broad City, Workaholics, Big Brother, It's Always Sunny, My Mad Fat Diary, New Girl, Parks and Rec, Orange is the New Black, Ugly Americans, Bob's Burgers, American Dad, Dexter, Modern Family, Game of Thrones, Parenthood, The IT Crowd, Firefly, Satisfaction, Prisoners Wives, Friends, Flight of the Conchords, O'grady, Party Down, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Freaks and Geeks, The Mindy Project, True Detective, Bojack Horseman, Ink Master, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, 3rd Rock from the Sun, Better Call Saul, Inside Amy Schumer, Grace and Frankie, Daredevil, Narcos, sense8, Jane the Virgin, Man Seeking Woman, Transparent, Love, Happy Endings, 11.22.63, The Path, Stranger Things, and more.

Music: I am open to pretty much anything besides (most) country, hard metal screamo rock, and Christian. Really into Phlake and Loyle Carner right now.

Food: yes, please.
The six things I could never do without
Chinese food x 6
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why so many people don't use their turn signals
You should message me if
Communication skills, honesty, confidence, maturity, romance, a sense of style, passion, and assertiveness are sexy to me.

✨Looking for a man who can take control when the time is right.✨

You believe in equality, you dig plus sized girls with big green eyes, you have a great smile, you love eating a lot of delicious food/good tv/vibing to music/comedy/weed/dogs, etc. You aren't afraid to be silly and try new things.

You love naps and Broad City.

You have pictures with a dog. Those usually seem to win me over. I'm a sucker for pups.

➖if you support Trump, kindly leave my page and never come back. You should be ashamed of yourself.

No ultra-conservatives or extremely religious people, please!