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My self-summary
I like cookies. Nothing else matters. The cake may be a lie, but cookies aren't.
What I’m doing with my life
Work, study, play guitar, hang out with friends, play video games (I'm the bear here) and argue with people on the internet. And eat cookies of course.
I’m really good at
Whistling. I do it when the song I'm trying to sing goes too high for my voice. And because my voice is pretty low, it happens quite a lot, so I get a lot of practice.

And also speaking English with a strong Russian accent. In the style of the typical villain in US movies.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm tall.

And girls from here also often complain about my choice of shirts. So if that matters in any way, think if you would still like to meet me if I wore a clown costume. One of these days I might, just to tease you.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books, movies, shows: Sci-Fi. You may call me Zefram Cochrane.

Food: not onions and not garlic, so you'll be fine.

Music: Rock. Particularly Grunge. But actually anything will do that doesn't sound phony. Heavy guitar and bass riffs, and some variety on the drums, especially when it gets heavier, make everything better (can't stand EDM and certain kinds of Metal because of absolute lack of creativity in the drums department). The raw sound of Garage Rock does it for me too.
Six things I could never do without
Happiness, love, sunshine, rainbows, unicorns, and most importantly cookies, because they make all the previous things real. Cookies are love, cookies are life.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Nope. I'd prefer it if you thought that I'm always thinking about cookies. Would be less awkward.
On a typical Friday night I am
Happily riding unicorns under sunshine into the Lands of Love, to see the newest exhibitions of the most beautiful rainbows in the whole world.

I feel like I forgot something... Let me know if you figure it out.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm not fat, because one doesn't eat many of the cookies that I'm talking about.
You should message me if
you want to go on a quest looking for happiness, love, sunshine, rainbows and unicorns, so that we won't need help from certain cookies any more to have those things.
The two of us