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My self-summary
Updated: Disregard any typos...

I am sarcastic and I like to laugh. I enjoy cooking, drawing, eating at places, hanging out at coffee shops, bars if there is trivia maybe, having conversations with someone who knows how to make me laugh or engage me intellectually (I kind of like to debate). I like to play trivia and board games and stuff.

I really like confidence and sometimes even cockiness. I don't like closed minded people, I don't like people who choose to believe every conspiracy theory that they hear, I'm not attracted to guys who are extremely introverted and play video games all day. I care about my health and body.

I'm not into FWB or this "hooking up" culture. That's not really my thing.

I'm a paralegal, I love to talk and I try to be knowledgeable on social issues. I'm sort of a "contrarian" and I like to think I could convince anyone of anything. I would be a lawyer but I know too many miserable ones. Socially liberal and fiscally conservative...the internet says I'm a leftist Libertarian but I really don't feel like one. I just think this country needs a lot of reform (prison system, tax system, and education mostly). Oh and fuck dumping money into useless wars with hidden agendas. Whatever now I'm rambling.

I love animals but I don't own any. Random fact.

I don't have kids.

Ok, enough about me.
What I’m doing with my life
Being an awesome paralegal, drawing pictures, getting smarter, building my character. Fucking off on the internet. Enjoying life. Making money and trying to find myself, improving my love life.
I’m really good at
Sketchart/pointillism, communicating, being organized and on time, dressing myself.
The first things people usually notice about me
Blond hair/blue eyes, nerdy glasses, resting murder face ;).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I am obsessed with Oxford style debates. I like a lot of different types of music but i tend to gravitate towards whatever gets me motivated to work out or makes me want to move.. Right now it's Astronomyy, Run the Jewels, Tin Cup, Killer Mike, Funeral Suits, Banks, Young the Giant, Cage the Elephant, and a lot of stuff they play on the Buzz because it's a great station. I'm pretty schooled on the classics. I like listening to debates and podcasts about science and current events, social issues, sex.

I don't have a TV because those things always try to sell me shit I don't need :) but as far as shows go I like: Game of Thrones, Shameless, Parks and Recreation, Girls, cooking shows and lots of documentaries. I despise most reality TV, gives me dirty feeling I get when I'm at my dad's house and Jerry Springer or Judge Judy comes on...they are both well beyond their expiration date IMO and overall depressing and cringe worthy. I love the internet. I love trivia, and I could school just about anyone at Mario Bro's. I recently decided I love Star Wars.
The six things I could never do without
Coffee, music, exercise, internet, conversations, art.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to improve the country, economic issues, how I will get wealthy, what I want in a relationship, self improvement, finding fulfillment, having more fun, my future, staying pretty, being an asset to a company someday. Someday I'm going to update my resume to perfection and learn to create a lucrative Linkedin network...someday.
On a typical Friday night I am
Watching some series, eating somewhere on the Plaza, working, finding ways to help others, working on art, creating things, or looking for ways to enjoy myself.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I just lost my last baby tooth (I'm 29). I usually date older men but I'm trying to get back into my own age range (28-40). I do that because I'm kind of an old soul I guess, or just mature for my age.
You should message me if
If you are smart, attractive, single, and not insane.