40 San Francisco, United States
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My self-summary
West coast face with the east coast booty.
What I’m doing with my life
I work as a creative director for a clothing brand. I also enjoy writing, traveling, cooking, eating, drinking those cocktails that have hibiscus or whatever in them and cost $13, developing film even though it's 2016, going to shows, and pursuing my boyhood dream of winning a coed intramural softball league title.
I’m really good at
I almost never put my shirt on backwards. I can usually tell what dogs are thinking. Also good at pep-talks, over-tipping, arguing with conspiracy nuts, and defusing tense situations with a timely quip.
The first things people usually notice about me
Tall. White. CLASSY.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
So much good TV these days. Bob & David, Narcos, Broad City, High Maintenance, The Jinx, The Night Of, American Experience, Naked & Afraid.

Recent books: City of Thieves, Beautiful Ruins, Absurdistan, Season of the Witch.

Music: Beach House, Run the Jewels, Tanlines, Spoon, Lucius, Future Islands, and lots of other stuff.

Movies are big in my life but it's too much to summarize here.
The six things I could never do without
Creative people, dogs who like to sit on your foot, coffee, quiet time, a thesaurus, and my shakeweight.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
There's a theory that everything which could've happened, but didn't, has occurred in some alternate universe. If so, does that mean there's a world where "Freddie Got Fingered" won best picture?
On a typical Friday night I am
Either out on the town or giddily looking forward to a full night's sleep.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I probably admit more than I should.
You should message me if
I suppose if you made it this far, why not?