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My self-summary
Yes, my username is a Mean Girls reference (too gay to function), no my name is not Damian.

Call me Alex, that's my name don't wear it out :P

Before we get any further, we are having this conversation now: I'm asexual as well. I know the proper term is "homoromantic asexual" but that's too long and wordy, so gay-ace works with me.

I'm not interested in sex, sorry. Yes, I've done it, but it's not the base of an entire relationship. It might happen with the right person, but who knows.

If I haven't scared you off yet - please, keep reading!

I love to make people smile. I'm generally torn between being the optimist, realist, or the pessimist.

I love to cook with and for my friends whenever I have a chance. I always found cooking a way to bond with people that you love, and for people that you care about. So if you want a home cooked meal, I can make you one.

I'm also an avid Video Gamer, usually RPGs are my thing, but I do have a soft spot for Pokémon.

I write, and its usually very random stuff. Some of my writing can be found on my Tumblr, while the rest of it lives on my hard drive or my Google Drive.

I’m spontaneous yet sometimes predictable.

I try to be as honest as possible, but like anyone else, I have lied through my teeth.

I’m silly, weird in my own way and sassy. There is rarely a dull moment in my life. You know something is wrong when I'm down and burnt out.

I quote things I like all the time, randomly. I find nearly everything funny.

However, most of all, I’ll try to be a good person.

Oh yeah, I don't know how to flirt or read flirting. I'm terrible with those social cues.
What I’m doing with my life
Unpacking my recently flooded apartment, and now starting school again in the fall!
I’m really good at
apparently making people know that they are cared about, and also making them laugh. Don't ask me how, I think I have a lame sense of humour.

Supposedly, I'm also a good kisser, and also good at foreplay.

Also, I'm good at spelling to a degree... when I'm not using a phone to type everything out.
The first things people usually notice about me
My voice, my size... I really don't know. I would need to ask someone about this...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: All time favourite is the Harry Potter series, particularly Goblet of Fire. I do like to read parody novels, some intellectual books (this is very mood dependent) and usually whatever I can get my hands on when I'm bored to death.

Movies: Mean Girls (obviously) , Clue, The Muppets, Pacific Rim to name a few. My taste is small but somehow it can be eclectic at times. I don't tend to watch movies since I play more video games and to me, its an interactive movie that I control.

Shows: I don't watch TV anymore... no cable. Although I rewatch bad shows/really old shows and make fun of them. I also have an odd soft spot for really trashy television from time to time.

Shows I watch when I'm at a place with cable: Wheel of Fortune (I'm kinda good at this game), Jeopardy (I'm kinda bad at this game, but it makes me feel smart if I get one right) etc.

Music: Usually whatever is playing, although musicals and video game music tend to be heard from my room.

Food: I love food. I will try anything once. My favourite food is lasangna as I could just eat that every day for the rest of my life.

Video Games: Final Fantasy, Shin Megami Tensei: Persona and You Must Build a Boat are a few to mention. Of course, Pokémon lives here too. Currently though, I am playing Tomodachi Life and Final Fantasy XIV.
The six things I could never do without
- My cellphone, it is my everything now. I wasn't like this before but I became it. Oh well.
- my friends and family as they are the core that built me to who I am today.
-Chocolate. I freaking love that stuff.
- Ice Tea for the summer, Hot beverages in the winter.
- The Internet, since it's really, really great! (Don't even think of finishing this lyric).
- and there are more than six, so you'll need to ask me about it later :P
I spend a lot of time thinking about
To a degree, anything. I have a lot of thoughts in my head and sometimes, I just don't have the time to write them all down.
On a typical Friday night I am
Either at a friend's house/friend is over at my place, hanging out or I'm on my computer surfing Tumblr, or playing one of my video games.

Lately though: I've been at school late doing homework. Dear god, screw you finals.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
If I trust you, you'll eventually find out. It involves something in my room :P
You should message me if
- You are going to say more than "hey" in a message
-you like being silly
- you like food
- you won't judge me for my stupid lack of logicical sense that come at random intervals.
- You want a hug, the one that means everything will be ok.
- you think we would be friends, possibly more.
- You just want to hang out.
-you actually read the entirety of this thing and want to message me.