So... about me, well... I'm a bit of a cloudcoocoolander and a child at heart. No really, I refuse to grow up! I'm an artist. I love to create, usually I like drawing people and animals. I also recently took up knitting and my latest project is Goldilocks and the three bears.
I love to paint with lots and lots of colors. I've started experimenting with creating polymer clay jewelry. I like to dance around the living room. I cook, I bake. I know many Monty Python skits by heart and have been known to quote one or two at a moments notice. In case you've gotten this far and havn't picked up on it, I'm kinda geeky and nerdy. Thanks to the NRP show Marketplace I've discovered just how fascinating economics can be.
Also, I'm a BBW, that stands for Big Beautiful, Woman. That's not going to change, as I love my curves. If it's not your thing, that's fine. Just move on to the next profile. But I'm not losing weight.
Specifically I'm looking for a relationship to explore my kinky side. For specifics feel free to ask or check out my Fetlife profile: same name.
How to get Carl Kassell's voice on my home answering device.
Usually working... But when not i could be knitting, listening to podcasts, playing fallen London,
Watching a movie, goofing off on the Internet, watching cartoons, old school Dr. who (i have a soft spot for Hartnell) cleaning up a new pony, painting or making a new toy.
If you are married, I can meet your wife.
You can answer the riddle: Why is a raven like a writing desk?
You have memorized all the rules to Calvinball.
You're a browncoat fighting the alliance.
If David Tennant is your Doctor, but you have a soft spot for William Hartnell or Tom Baker.
If you know and believe in Dan Savage's G.G.G rule.
If I'm logged in, chances are I'm willing to chat.