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My self-summary
Allow myself to introduce...myself. I'm Brian.

I am of the belief that you can't summarize a person in a text box, and I hate writing these, so...bullet points seem like a fair cop-out.

-I am a Sales Representative at a large car dealership in Georgetown.
-I consider myself well-educated, intelligent, and well-spoken.
-I have a great sense of humour and love to make people laugh.
-I can safely say I'm a fanatic when it comes to cars, and I am a walking encyclopedia of automotive facts.
-I drive a fast modified car and am very involved in the local car culture community, but I'm also responsible.
-I play drums.
-I couldn't live without music. Everything from hardcore to EDM to hip-hop, and everything in between. Just no country, please.
-I equally enjoy a night out on the town, or a night in my bed with my laptop.
-I enjoy taking in a live show. Whether it's a rock concert or an EDM dance-party; I'm down.
-I try to read when I have the chance, and have amassed a rather large book collection (many of which are leather-bound).
-I also spend way too much time on the internet.
-I'm an obsessive hockey fan (Leafs and Blackhawks).
-I played baseball for 14 years, so I'm also a die-hard Jays fan, which is starting to become just about as enjoyable as being a die-hard Leafs fan.
-I just started actively playing golf again.
-I love the outdoors when it's warm (camping, cottaging, fishing, hiking, white water rafting, mountain biking etc.) and long road trips.
-I'm Canadian through and through, but I'm not a big fan of winter or being cold in general. I'm happiest during spring and summer.
-I possess many unique talents, such as beat-boxing.
-I've been on every continent except South America and Australia.
-I'm a life-long dog owner, and appreciate animals of all kinds.
-I'm also allergic to cats, but that's not a deal-breaker.
-I just quit smoking cigarettes, but I'm not judgmental of smokers.
-I drink a lot of coffee, which seems to be a prerequisite for my chosen profession.
-I love food of all kinds and enjoy cooking.
-I enjoy trying new things, going new places, meeting new people, learning new information.
-I dislike monotony and "routine". Variety is the spice of life.

That was a lot of I's. What about U?
What I’m doing with my life
Selling cars like candy bars.
I’m really good at
Getting stuff down from high shelves.
Hitting my head on everything.
Balancing shit on my face.
Climbing trees.
Making lists in descending order of length.
The first things people usually notice about me
My height. At least one comment per day, typically.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Palahniuk. Biographies. Historical fiction. Thrillers. Crime drama. Comedy. Facts & Trivia. Lord of the Rings.

Movies: Top 3: Inglourious Basterds, Snatch, and Fight Club. If you can name the common denominator in those three films, you win!

Shows: Dexter (horrible ending), Breaking Bad (incredible ending), Walking Dead, Archer, Game of Thrones, Community, Workaholics, Wilfred, Family Guy, Sopranos, Diners Drive-In's and Dives, Top Gear, old Simpsons (pre season 9), How It's Made.

Music: EDM, Dubstep, Rock, Hip-Hop, Hardcore, Metal, '60s/'70s/'80s, Indie. I could name-drop a list of artists to prove how cool I am, but we would be here all day.

Food: Almost anything. Although I'll admit; I'm not convinced yet when it comes to sushi. Challenge accepted?

I'm also kind of addicted to Reddit. It's okay if you don't know what that is.
Six things I could never do without
-The smell of freshly ground coffee beans, or freshly baked bread.
-Falling asleep during thunderstorms.
-The sounds of summer.
-Warm temperatures.
-A smile.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My future. Human history. Space. The meaning of life. Puppies.
On a typical Friday night I am
Keeping it low-key. I work early every Saturday and would rather get a good sleep. Because of that, I try to make the most of my Saturday nights.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I let the dogs out. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me.
You should message me if
you dare!
The two of us