35 Sacramento, United States
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My self-summary
One half of a fun-loving couple, looking for friends. A fan of comics, video games, and literature. Enjoys laughing - does not enjoy walking through walmart.
What I’m doing with my life
Working 30 hours a week, delivering food to hungry faces - and working towards a Bs in computer science. Trying to find more time to read books and play video games. Wishing I was on vacation somewhere else (Sacramento is a dry, rotten turd).
I’m really good at
The first things people usually notice about me
The first thing people notice is always the jar of unicorn farts that I carry with me everywhere I go, just in case I can sell it to someone, for a plane ticket to Hawaii.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Do the interviews in Playboy magazine count as a book? I love reading those things. A good memoir or a science-fiction or fantasy novel is always enjoyable.

Big bang theory, flight of the Conchords, walking dead, and game of thrones are some of my favorite shows. I have a friend who affectionately refers to game of thrones as "Titties and dragons". I like dragons.

My favorite music is REGGAE. I am not a stoner. I love punk and ska music and fun indie rock and folk rock as long as its upbeat and catchy. Not a fan of slow depressing music. I despise pop music. I like some metal quite a bit, but only if I can understand what the singer is saying. I don't like rap songs that ask if I know what they're saying.
The six things I could never do without
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Food.. And then a bunch of random things... And then boobs
On a typical Friday night I am
Hmm.. Maybe at the drive in movie theater, or watching some live music - or on the couch at home playing video games.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
The unicorn farts I carry in a jar are really just cat farts. Please don't tell anyone.
You should message me if
Message me if you liked anything you read in my profile, or have any questions, or if you would like to purchase a jar of real unicorn farts!