455433
48Portland, United States
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My self-summary
I've been on this site for awhile.
Not sure if I've ever been more disappointed, deceived, or disgusted, lol...
Portland has largely become one big freak show and online dating is really one big joke.
I'm going to use my next experiences as fodder for my comedic writing and stand up comedy.
What I’m doing with my life
Working hard, and enjoying the show...
I’m really good at
Cooking, singing, writing, performing, entertaining.
The first things people usually notice about me
My smile(I have great choppers), my sense of humor, and that I never seem to shut up.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Anything Stephen King, John Grisham, autobiographical works about rockers, movie stars, cars, or girls.
Six things I could never do without
My love of my life Norma Jean(my orange tabby cat)
My Family.
My Friends.
Chocolate.
Sex
Sports(Basketball, Football, Baseball)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What on earth have we digressed to with this online dating thingamajigger?
On a typical Friday night I am
Relaxing...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Not before our first date(you'll have to wait!)
You should message me if
You're an attractive, fun loving girl who wants to enjoy and explore... and are UNDER 35 years of age.
More
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