ShandiPantz
34 Chantilly, United States
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My self-summary
Cutie with a booty; freshly single and looking for a rebound; moving to California in 2 months; super cool; everyone loves me; you will too.

For real though, I'm a nice person. I like people and I want to know more. I have a really cute dog, a super handsome and funny teenage son, awesome friends, eclectic family. I am a huge nerd. I like to read books and manga and comics. I've got a boner for horror in all shapes and forms. I'm the queen of bad decisions because YOLO, no regrets, and all that. Love to travel. Love the outdoors. Love bad boys and bad bitches. Whiskey. 420. Music. Dancing. I swear. A lot.

I grew up in Northern CA in a shitty little city called Vallejo. My dad was Tongan, mom is from Zimbabwe. I work in the dental field. Schooling for a degree in nothing in particular (linguistics) so someday when I'm old, I can travel the world teaching English overseas.

Life summary, complete. 😎
What I’m doing with my life
Awesome stuff, trust me.
I’m really good at
failing (not falling) and making it funny (falling is not funny).

taking a joke (not so much telling jokes).

giving.

if you know what i mean.

wink.

wink.
The first things people usually notice about me
If people notice me at all, I had no clue. I'm a sit in the back of the bus kind of girl. I'm a quiet person. Not really shy, just an introvert.

Maybe it's my RBF. Maybe my T&A.

Hopefully, my smile.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books - I love sci-fi!! Game of thrones. Autobiographies written by people who had terrible childhoods or were in cults...I have a strange fascination with serial killers, maniacs, child molesters, and mentally deranged people.
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Movies: documentaries, Korean horror/suspense, indie romance, and comedy. I'm the type who loves every single movie I see. Easily entertained. Not so much into superhero movies/action.
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Music - psycho crazy music lover. Lately I've been really into hip hop and R&B. A good beat always gets me. I like a lot of Icelandic rock artists, bluegrass and folky stuff, and even some EDM.

My all time favorites are The Knife, Die Antwoord, Beth Ditto, Fleet Foxes, The Shins, and Drake (STFU, hipsters). These never change.
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Food - currently on a Slow Carb diet so I basically eat meat, beans, and greens. Snore fest. On cheat days, I love Vietnamese and Mexican the best. And cake. I fucking love cake.
The six things I could never do without
food, sex and music.

Only 3 but I'm not very needy...of anything really.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I just want happiness. Super simple. I think about being happy, how to be happy, how to stay happy, that person who's making me happy, and smiling. And sex. And my dog. And my move to Cali...I think about that a lot.
On a typical Friday night I am
Celebrating the end of a long week. HH with friends, blunt and a movie, passed the fuck out. It's different every week.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
No chance.
You should message me if
I just got out of a relationship. It was hard and I'm not over it. Im moving in August to LA. Im in OKC looking for a distraction to be 100% honest.

I want a really hot guy who will take me on dates, sext me during the day, compliment me all the time, and you know...other stuff. With no strings attached. I'm not sticking around.

Of course if we fall madly in love you'll just have to date me long distance and plan to move to Cali. We'll work it out, no worries. 😘
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