B: The Big Lebowski, The Princess Bride, Blue Velvet, The Straight Story, Anything by the Coen Brothers and anything with John Goodman in it. Also horror films, especially the super cheesy ones (Thankskilling, Troll 2, Killer Klowns from Outer Space, Basket Case).
C: Creedence Clearwater Revival, Pearl Jam, NIN, Jimi Hendrix, Neil Young, Led Zeppelin, Johnny Cash, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Dan Deacon, The Doors, Blues...I was basically born 30 years too late.
I am unashamed by my irrational affinity for banjo music. Deal with it.
D: Jameson, pizza w/ banana peppers and bacon, chocolate, weird cheeses, organic fruit, fresh basil.
Ideally you are: smart, affectionate, sarcastic, irreverent, witty, and kind. Dirty mouths welcome. You treat wait staff with respect. You consider the film 'The Big Lebowski" a modern classic. You do something you love. You'd rather read than watch TV. You aren't intimidated by a woman who can correctly use words like 'sacrosanct' and 'incredulous' in everyday conversation. Bonus points if that actually turns you on.
You like old people. You'll call me on my shit and expect to be called on yours. You aren't glued to your smartphone. You have unrepentant facial hair.
Your words match your deeds. You listen. You actually have time to spend as well as the desire to spend it with me. You're willing to try new things and will tolerate (if not embrace) my strange suggestions. You're up for skydiving and riding the biggest roller coaster over and over again. You love homemade cookies and will help me eat the burned ones. You understand the importance of kindness.
I don't want to have children, but yours are definitely not a deal breaker. I miss my last boyfriend's kids more than I missed him.
You should NOT message me if: You *need* someone to take care of. I'm not a damsel in distress, I make my own money and kill my own bugs.