I love being outdoors. I love all kinds of animals. I love nature. I am financially secure, although I really don't care about it, other than I know you need it, and you gotta have it.
I gotta tell you the truth, I don't have the sauve, sophisticated, debonair, man about town thing goin'. I have the honest, high moral values, Integrity, honor, and most important, humility thing goin'. How do I know this you ask. Because I answer to a higher authority, and he requires it of me.
I am a stand up guy, meaning...a man who does what he believes in, treats people with respect, and who admits to it and takes steps to correct things when he misses the mark.
I'd like to meet someone who kinda has the same mindset, and wants to hang out with a big, loveable, teddybear for fun, excitement, and adventure.
Remember, Love is not a feeling, Love is an act of your will!
I am Honest, Humble, and Confused!
Gardening / Homesteading
Looking for love in all the wrong places.
Trying to find my way home.
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken.
What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming?
"The elephants are coming"
What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming wearing sunglasses?
Nothing, he didn't recognize them.
What do you call a chicken coup with four doors?
A chicken sedan.
What is black and white and red all over?
A penguin with a rash.
How do you get down off an elephant?
You don't, you get down off a duck.
What is the hardest thing about
learning how to rollerskating?
What do you call a broken escalator?
What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal?
Could you give me a hand.
How did the butcher introduce his new girlfriend?
Why are there so many Johnson's in the phone book?
They all have telephones.
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Cause they taste funny.
Where does Santa stay when he is on vacation?
A Ho Ho Ho-tel.
Why don't ducks fly upside down?
They don't want to quack up.
How do you get a mouse to smile?
I don't care who you are, these are funny!!!
Calvin and Hobbes
Band of Brothers
Saving Private Ryan
Parks and Recreation
The Guess Who
The sound of rain on the roof
A good cheeseburger
Humor, oh, that's seven, nuts!
including the "The Government Is Right About Everything Act"