38Chicago, United States
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My self-summary
New to this, or any online dating action, fairly open-minded about it.
No kids, non smoker, drug free, have car, job....I work strange hours/days, so I'm not always available on weekends. I love this city, been living on the north side for about 5 years or so. Love the Cubs, Da Bears, Da Bulls, n 'Hawks. Like dinners out, comedy clubs, bars with craft beer on tap, shows/concerts, would like to take advantage of our lake/beach more. I usually take 3-4 trips a year, like to see new places but I have a few regular destinations. I like physical activities, play softball in summer, skiing in winter, work out when not too lazy. I'm not on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, etc. I'm a little shy at first, not for very long tho. I love to laugh and make other people laugh. I'm loyal, honest, smart, funny. Open to just about anything with the right person. I don't do drama and I'm not a creep/stalker/liar/false advertiser. Also, you won't find me at a club...ever. My dancing shoes have been relegated to wedding dance floors only these days.
What I’m doing with my life
Eat, sleep, work, repeat.
I’m really good at
Listening, making you smile, scrabble, sarcasm, trivia, sports, knowing a good song the first time I hear it, acting like a jackass...
The first things people usually notice about me
My socks...no, idk u tell me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Walden, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, The Gunslinger, Dark Tower Series...

Movies: Step Brothers, Hot Fuzz, Old School, Dark Knight, Godfather(s), Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Fight Club, No Country for Old Men, Stand by Me, Clockwork Orange, Apocalypse Now, Boondock Saints, 28 Days Later...I hate john cusack...He has made 1 good movie EVER, and it was appropriately called "Better off Dead"

TV: Walking Dead, Louie, (C.K. standup specials...he's one funny, fat, man), Pawn Stars, Always Sunny, Curb..., Workaholics, Wheeler Dealers, Seinfeld, Simpsons, D.I.Y. Net, Fargo, Arrested Development, True Detective...

Music: I'm more into songs than bands, I haven't bought a full album in a long time. Sublime, White Stripes, Nirvana, Death Cab/Postal service, Joy Division, Marley, System of a Down, Tupac, Public Enemy...old school rap, indie rock, Chili Peppers, CCR, The Clash...have almost 7,000 songs on my iPod, all kinds of music on there (only country music I have is The Man in Black)

Food: ltalian food, Mexican food, Sushi, good steak joint, Creole... just about anything really. Love spicy food and movie theater popcorn.
Six things I could never do without
Food, water, shelter...family, friends, and music...and hot sauce
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My next day off, next vacation, where will I live next...
On a typical Friday night I am
Working, out with friends, or staying in catching up on my DVR.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
...I'm batman
You should message me if
You like my profile, don't mind going out on a weeknight occasionally, live in/near the city, are not married, NOT CRAZY, or diseased. I'm not a big fan of the weeks-long penpal thing before meeting, it kinda takes away from the excitement...and I'm running out of ?'s. I'd rather shorten up the messaging phase, within reason, and meet up for a drink...
The two of us