40 Salem, United States
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My self-summary
I am not a man, I am dynamite.
What I’m doing with my life
I take life as it comes, I try to live in the moment. I work, like to go out and enjoy the little things.
I’m really good at
Making questionable decisions, procrastination, drinking, making love, painting and I can spin a basketball on my finger for a few seconds. Oh, also I have a super useless but incredible gift for imitating the way people walk, I have no idea why and I'm curious if it will somehow pop up at some point in my life that someone in a crowd will yell out "We have an emergency! Can anyone imitate this man's gait? The fate of the world depends on it!" Not holding my breath though. Mostly use it to make fun of co workers.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Love books, Henry Miller, Tim Obrien, Chuck Palanhuik, Bret Easton Ellis, Lidia Yuknavich, William S Burroughs etc.

My favorite movie is Dr. Strangelove. Love horror, sort of burnt out on zombies though. More of a masked killer or creature feature sort of horror lover. Enjoy good sci fi but not really a nerd about it. I like a good heist movie, Heat comes to mind. Open to most shit but the Hobbit and dragon type stuff I'm not super in to, but whatever.

Music... that's tricky. I don't want to give any false impressions, or give a big long boring list of the shit I like. How about this, I hate the band Rush. I hate the song Hotel California, and I really hate lame ass country songs that try and get all sentimental.. blech.
The six things I could never do without
Irresponsible time wasting
Coca cola
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Painting. The meaning of life, time travel, alternate dimensions, organic gardening, art and literature. True love. Destroying the ego. Whether it's possible to brainwash a cat.
On a typical Friday night I am
Falling asleep during a movie or painting the town red with the blood of innocents
You should message me if
If you are a fake account who can let me know of a really great site to go to so I can meet local singles, or if you have a really lucrative business investment idea originating from somewhere in west Africa, or if you have a really clever way you can ask for my credit card information in broken English. Oh and also I guess if you want to say hi.