34Brooklyn, United States
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My self-summary
I am a young single bbm (big beautiful man). I love my curves so if that's not what you're interested in, then this isn't the page for you (finger snaps). I enjoy reading, collecting phone numbers and eating off other people's plates. I never say thank you, cause I'm only human, and I would like to meet someone who can love me for me. Make me feel special in all the ways I deserve and eat ramen with me in her dorm sometime. If you think I'm hilarious (which is a must) respond when I hit you up, cause life's too short to be all busy and stuff.
Say no to drugs
What I’m doing with my life
Lately, I've been looking for a new job, cause I'm not really interested in showing up to my old one most days. So I figure its time for an exit. But I got bills so I stay (sobs). Am taking a course a LIU. I like being in school, they should pay me for that, then I could grow a magnificent beard and live at the cafes, drink wine most evenings and basically maintain this failure to launch stance made famous in at least two major sitcoms (Sienfeld, Friends) both of which are hilarious. Nothing much is stopping me, save the memory of my childhood self that always wanted more for my grown up self, so I persevere and show up to jobs and maintain the semblance of a stable rudder in the romance of life
I’m really good at
I have no real talents. I'm good at many things but as the standard for talent is marketable skill, then I haven't any. Not that I don't know how to do things that are economically valuable, I've got plenty of that. For instance, I've studied engineering and economics, that ought to be worth something right? What I'm really trying to say is, ladies.... If you know of anyone who is hiring, in basically any field, except for non profits cause they don't pay enough or food sales, or retail, please hook a brother up. Life is hard for a brother, and I'll buy you lunch.
The first things people usually notice about me
People usually notice me because I standout amongst the natural ouvre of humanity. Where most people inhabit a realm or shall I say tincture within the moderate range, I have been blessed with a visage that is more on the extreme side. Put simply, I am a day walker and if I had the chops I'd surely slew a few vampire. In the strictest sense sense I am the original man; Homo erectus chocolatus. My ancesters had the will and stuborness of spirit to resist the draw of a northward exodus and made of the cradle of humanity a longterm home. No offense to those of you who claim parentage from the prodigal tribes that made the journey upon pterodactyl-back up to what is now Europe, Asia and, even earlier, war-torn Persia. But I am nearly as dark as they come. I find that interesting and is my principle draw to outsiders, whether they be authority figures (da poe poe) or credit agencies, young inexperienced blonde undergrads, etc...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Book: the book of disquiet, light in August, of time and river, duino elegies
Movies: synechdoche new York, original sin, half baked, sin city, tmnt
Tv: game of thrones, daily show, robot chicken, NBA, bloomberg news
Music: Charles Mingus, Nas, sizzla, black keys, jdilla, madvillian, Bob Dylan, flying lotus
Food: Italian, Caribbean, steak, wine
Six things I could never do without
Music, poetry, wine, the internet, the gym and prophylactic. These are all connected. I can explain it to you over wine
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Community activism, travel, self improvement
On a typical Friday night I am
Working and drinking, in reverse order
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Money, friendship, take it slow, financial, doctor, commitment, mature, honest, daughter, son, father, love, forgiveness, easy going, fashionable, money, house, apartment, reading, shopping, clubbing, puppies, kittens, furniture, sports, gym, work out, yoga, respectful, dedicated, single, career, faithful, white, tall, handy, repair, build, patience, get money, car, generous, reality TV, minaj, Oprah. There, that aught to make me popular in the search engines.
You should message me if
You are interesting and have few preconditions on happiness
The two of us