7UPstart
33 Manhattan, United States
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My self-summary
I DON'T PRACTICE SANTERIA. I AIN'T GOT NO CRYSTAL BALL.
What I’m doing with my life
I STILL PAY STUDENT LOANS! FROM UNDERGRAD!
I’m really good at
EATING FOOD! OTHER STUFF TOO!
The first things people usually notice about me
I SPEAK IN LOWERCASE!
The six things I could never do without
THAT CHILDISH GAMBINO SONG. PAINTINGS DISGUISED AS METAPHORS. DIALING 1-900-HUSTLER TO OFFSET THE REALITY THAT I'M STARING AT A WALL. FIGURING OUT WHICH FORMER PRESIDENT I AM MOST LIKE. STEAK. REMINDING MOTHERFUCKERS THAT I WAS FACEBOOK'S SEVEN THOUSANDTH USER.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
NOT ONLINE DATING.
On a typical Friday night I am
CRUSHING LIFE LIKE A LITE BEER CAN.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
WHEN I'M WORKING OUT, MY SWEAT FORMS THE GEOGRAPHICAL SHAPE OF OHIO THROUGH MY SHIRT. (THAT'S SWING STATE PERSPIRATION!)
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