●If you read anything that isn't a magazine or the online equilvalent. Ex. A Book
●If you dont mind that I still use smiley faces when I text. My dry wit and sarcasm are often misinterpreted without them.
●If you do NOT watch football, baseball, or basketball.
●If you would actually meet someone from here.
●Finally, If you consider yourself anything other than vanilla. This isn't a racial statement at all and if you have no idea what it means you probably are.