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My self-summary
To start off I am amazed by how many adrenaline junkies apparently frequent this site. If everyone's profile is to be believed it's shocking anyone has time to check their responses with how often they are hiking, windsurfing, skydiving, snowboarding, camping and shark wrestling.

I have hobbies; but I'm just a regular guy. There are plenty of days in my week where nothing more interesting than a walk in the evening air or a board game being played occurs. Realistically I'd like to find someone that I can be enamoured by without the need to be distracted by an elaborate event. If you can hold your own in a conversation; which doesn't mean you need to be a scholar, just opinionated and clever, then we'll be just fine. Though the smarts necessary to discuss topics more complex than whether a grilled cheese should be prepared in an oven or in a pan would be nice, though that topic does deserve it's time in the spotlight.

I'm competitive and would love to find someone who can handle a little friendly rivalry without starting a diary entry every time you lose at Scattergories. I prefer to keep a few close friends rather than have a contacts list that rivals the yellow pages. I'm sarcastic and as a result would love a woman with a thick skin and a barbed tongue to match.
What I’m doing with my life
Waiting for what I want to be handed to me on a silver platter. That's how it works right?
I’m really good at
Procrastinating... and high-fives... but mostly procrastinating.

I also draw a mean Garfield.
The first things people usually notice about me
My hourglass figure. Women can be such pigs!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
David Copperfield, A Confederacy of Dunces, Eats Shoots & Leaves, Me Talk Pretty One Day, The Martian

Dr. Strangelove, Inglorious Basterds, Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog

Arrested Development, Mad Men, House, ABDC, Flight of the Conchords, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, GoT, @Midnight

Anything but Country and Adult Contemporary but especially Jazz.

Is one of the greatest joys of life.
The six things I could never do without
If there are six things you could never do without you are woefully ill equipped to deal with change.

Unless of course your six things are a series of six books on dealing with change.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How much time I've wasted over-thinking what I was thinking about.
On a typical Friday night I am
Not fighting crime if that's what you're hoping for.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Is merely a question away...

The Internet tells me I'm an INFJ-A and when has the Internet ever been wrong about something? I'm not arguing as if you glance over it quickly you could almost mistake it for ninja.
You should message me if
You have an opinion and a keyboard. Or if you like semicolons.

You should NOT message me if you're currently in a hostage situation. You have much more pressing issues at hand.

You should also message me if we have a high "enemies" percentage. One always needs an archnemesis.