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My self-summary
I credit my profile to my friend, Trucker_Matt. He said he would help me, and this piece of literary brilliance is what resulted. Please try to control yourself, gentlemen.

I'm a flight attendant and obviously travel a lot for work, so it is kind of hard to meet people and make new friends. Unless you like hanging out at hotels near airports, and if that's the case then come on down. Or better yet, pick me up at the hotel and show me around your town. I'm getting a little sick of eating at Applebees and Subway...
What I’m doing with my life
Just traveling around seeing the sights. And they sure are exciting, boy let me tell you... Like the airport at Meridian, Mississippi. Or the one in Tulsa. Let me catch my breath before I go on, but exciting doesn't even begin to describe it. This job does afford me opportunities that I wouldn't get otherwise, and I try to take advantage of those as often as possible. I can't say it's not fun to spend a day off flying for free to NYC, just to get some really good bagels.
I’m really good at
Putting Diet Coke in cups.
The first things people usually notice about me
Well, I'm kind of a smartass. Does that count?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I spend a lot of time on reddit. Take that as you will.
Six things I could never do without
My laptop, my cell phone, books...........Snapple. This one is
harder than it seems. Oh! Coffee. That's still only five. I don't have to list as number six that rarely-mentioned yet obvious answer, do I?

Something I always seem to be without for some reason is my phone charger. I have quite a collection these days.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Getting back to Atlanta. And whether I should fly somewhere interesting on my days off this week. Where the hell I put that damn phone charger. The one I just bought this week.
On a typical Friday night I am
In a hotel somewhere really exciting, like maybe Dothan, Alabama. And you thought I was kidding about the exhilarating nature of this whole airline industry jetsetting thing...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
You know that whole sucking the chrome off a trailer hitch thing? Kinda cliched, don't you think? It's also a little too easy. How about sucking the steel hitch out from under the plating, leaving only a chrome shell? Now *that* would be skill.
The two of us