27 Chicago, United States
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My self-summary
My heroes and influences include The Dude, Mr. Rogers, Steve Martin, the Simpsons, and ferris bueller

Dive bars are my natural habitat.
What I’m doing with my life
Working for an IT solutions company
I’m really good at
I like to think I'm a good storyteller. I like to listen to stories as much as I like to tell them.
The first things people usually notice about me
I talk very fast and loud when I get excited.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I love movies but I mostly watch tv. I'm an expert binge watcher and a series rarely lasts me more than a few days. Some things I've been watching recently:
Mr robot, archer, it's always sunny, comedians in cars, shameless, togetherness, that 70s show, Nathan for you (probably the funniest show on television)

I love Brand New more than anything. I'm very anxiously anticipating their new album

If you like useless movie trivia, tell me your favorite movie I'll tell you something about it.
The six things I could never do without
Internet access, alcohol (preferably fermented but distilled will do fine), good couches, TV/movies, restaurants, human interaction, sunshine

That's not six but I was never good at coloring in the lines.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
If I will live to see the Singularity.
On a typical Friday night I am
some combination of booze, tv, friends, and mischief
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Most of what I know about being an adult I learned from watching Friends.
You should message me if
You wanna sit in the park and make up back stories for strangers