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My self-summary
Disclaimer, the dog in the picture is not mine. She is my parents. She is still adorable.

Hi, I'm Alex. Here's a list of stuff about me:
● I work at Lexmark as a computer programmer.
● I play a lot of video games.
● I do not have my picture taken a lot, which is why all my pictures are less than awesome.
● I'm really excited about the 2017 Solar Eclipse.
● I'm experimenting with cooking. It's going OK.
● I'm a pretty impatient person, but I'm good at hiding it.
● Without my facial hair I look 5 years younger than I do with it.
● I hate lists.
● I love Irony.
● If there is a storm outside, I am likely to be out on my apartment balcony listening to and watching it.
● I think Internet Explorer is the worst browser ever created.
● I'm starting to toy with the idea of moving to a different city, because technology job opportunities in Lexington are pretty dismal.
● I swear. I swear a whole fucking lot.
What I’m doing with my life
coding like a madman
I’m really good at
I like to think I am really good at listening to a person's problems, but I also tend to offer unasked for advice after the fact. It can be really hard to tell when someone just wants to vent and when someone is actually looking for a solution to his or her problem.
The first things people usually notice about me
is how horribly sarcastic I am.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: The Moon is a Harsh Mistress, The Name of the Wind, The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Ender's Game, ASoIaF, fantasy and science fiction.

Movies: Wreck-it Ralph, How to Train your Dragon, Cabin in the Woods, Guardians of the Galaxy, all things Marvel

Shows: Game of Thrones, Agents of SHIELD, Avatar the Last Airbender (and Legend of Korra), Deathnote, Archer, Arrow.

Music: Dream Theater, Rush, Within Temptation, Joe Satriani, some classical stuff. I lean toward instrumentals more often than not. I have a pretty large collection of Video game music also. (largely collected from here: )

Food: stir-fry, spaghetti, pizza, chili, steak, salmon. I'll try most things at least once, but I tend to avoid really spicy stuff.
Six things I could never do without
● High-level programming languages, because my job would suck otherwise.
● The PC I built, because gaming is hard on shitty hardware.
● A job, because I would be bored without one.
● This thing: (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻, because it makes me chuckle.
● quaternions, because they are cool as hell.
● Income, because I'm spoiled.
I spend a lot of time thinking about

The infinite expanse of space.

How the hell I can make that one section of code from my most resent programming project a little bit faster or cleaner. (hopefully both)

Also, apparently html works in these fields. kinda
On a typical Friday night I am
at the local game store doing stupid nerd stuff.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I sing or whistle loudly to any music I am listening to when driving alone. I image it is HORRIFICALLY out of tune and off key.
You should message me if
Anything from above has interested you.

You want to talk to somebody.

You want to play some games with someone. I have DotA2, Minecraft, Team Fortress 2 and Left 4 dead 1-2 as multiplayer options.

You are really really bored.
The two of us