ACleverPseudonym
32 Elmont, United States
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My self-summary
Something about you...
If "I don't dance" is something you would ever say, move on. This won't work out.

On to me...I work, I travel, I make people laugh, I make myself laugh, I dance (not professionally, but if you want to tip be respectful about it), and I always have a good time, if you like it or not. What else is there besides eating and sleeping? (but those two don't make me special)
What I’m doing with my life
L-I-V-I-N...but mostly W-O-R-K-I-N.

"Turn down for work" -me
I’m really good at
Talking; Not taking myself too seriously; Owning the dance floor; Owning the stage; Giving advice; Not taking my own advice; My job; Making your Mom love me; Listing things I'm good at; Being an amazing wedding guest (consider me as your next plus 1)
The first things people usually notice about me
My sexy elbows, and yes, they're real.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
My tastes include but are not limited to the following. It would be awesome if you had an appreciation or at least understanding of...

Goodfellas; Pulp Fiction; any Tarantino movie; The Shawshank Redemption; Space Balls; The 40 Year Old Virgin; Wedding Crashers; The Other Guys; Dogma; any Kevin Smith movie; Boogie Nights; the Back To The Future's; the first 3 Indiana Jones'

The Wire; The Walking Dead; Breaking Bad; How I Met Your Mother; The Office; Parks & Rec; LOST (tho ultimately I DIDN'T like it and will debate it until the end of time)

Coheed & Cambria; Guns n Roses; The Beatles; Michael Jackson: The Temptations; The Rolling Stones; Iron Maiden; Bruce Springsteen; Run-DMC; Billy Joel; AFI; Pearl Jam; Alkaline Trio; Kanye West; anything by my band. (Once upon a time I was a wedding DJ, so I do love all music)

I also think it's kind of weird for a band with only 1 album to be your favorite.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
...moving to Hawaii.
On a typical Friday night I am
Searching for the best dance floor.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Sometimes, when I try to say "dark chocolate" it comes out as "dork charcolate"
You should message me if
....you want to. Or you've been stalking my Twitter or Snapchat and and finally want to say what's up. (@TonyScags)
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