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My self-summary
What's with all the GIANTS crap worn by women and beergutted men on here? Sports means DOING them, not sitting down and watching others do them! Swilling beer is for paunchy bowlers, am I right? Look at those old photos and vids of sports arenas not long past (the 1960s, 1970s) the kids wear the gear, but the adults look like - adults - wearing street clothes - not 'me-too' costumes! Too many SFers cheerlead a team (when it's winning) b/c they like wearing the color orange. This is pretty self-centered and clueless. Got beer gut? Not me. I am Sam: Athletic, tall, intelligent, college instructor (new, so I have little time to fill this out). Grew up in Upstate N.Y. It's a big state Californians, and far more diverse than NYC proper. Think farms of flatter western New York, east are the mountains of the Adirondacks, and trees - lots of trees. That's why we lose power when the wind blows and branches fall.
What I’m doing with my life
Enjoying me time, I do not mind being alone, but I am a social butterfly who teaches college classes. Not cheering on the giants - what is it with Bay Area people that we must all like this ho-hum (humm-baby) team?
I’m really good at
Correctly identifying my bodytype on OKC. Some of you ladies have creative or more accurately inflationary ideas of "fit", "average", and especially "curvy"! If you have saddlebags and a butt that wont fit a MUNI seat, you are as a curvy as the bottom of a Hippo is. Be real! Otherwise, you're waiting to get nowhere when you meet in person. Honesty begins here. I like to say, OKC works if you work it!

Sports! You name it, I played it. Former QB in High School. EVERYone thought I'd become a gym teacher. I fought that fooled around with other professions that went nowhere before I returned to grad school to focus on what improves communication.
The first things people usually notice about me
I have a good spirit. People tend to feel good around me because I'm upbeat and open. Oh, and my body - chixdiggit!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I heart Lizbeth Salander more than Huey Lewis, but not as much as Mel Brooks reading Dr Suess.
Six things I could never do without
Internet connection (frightful, I know)
Running shoes
OKCupid users who actually wrote that the Earth is bigger than the Sun
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Self-improvement. I like to learn and have various interests from art to this old house! I did call myself ADHD guy, so ask me if that's your problem or worry. "Environmental hygiene" - the removal of distractions - instrumental music, the setting, are all important for overcoming ADHD and actually getting some work done.
On a typical Friday night I am
Truthfully, unless somone punches my dance card, I prefer home. I love to relax with cooking, watching a film/HBO series, sit back and relax contemplating okcupid - er, wine, I meant a good glass of wine!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I hate GRAY hair and even GREY hair! I have seen my older friends suffer from the heartbreak of hair color. Where does the pigment go? Why does the body repair itself, but stop sending color to hair shafts?

Also, I play videogames. I am a Call of Duty player and file sharer - long live torrents! There I said it. Also, I do not mind being alone, it's a good contrast to my public persona of being a social butterfly who does research and public speaking.
You should message me if
You never say "CALI", or "cellie", or "selfie". That's baby talk for a dumbed down nation. I look stronger than the photo I posted. I look much better with dry hair. I am one of the few who don't mind copious emails. I am a looking for a special someone to be a friend and lover. I don't need to date just to be with somebody - yes, I know people like this. Yous should NOT message if you have killer pit bull. Like the taliban god-drunk women-bashers ready to amputate your limbs to prove their stinking dead god is great, pit bulls like Salafis are not to be trusted.
The two of us