Gather round now. It's story time..
When I was 8 years old I had a caterpillar nest up in a tree in my back yard. After the caterpillars started to become a nuisance, my dad decided to climb up into the tree and remove the nests. He eventually gathered all the nests and put them in a steel garbage bin and doused them in gasoline. Me, being the curious kid that I was, decided to watch as the anarchy took place. My dad confidently threw a lit match onto the gasoline soaked insects..and BAM, a thousand caterpillars came flying at my face sticking to my terrified 8 year old body. This is why I hate those hellish, little, furry, demon snakes you all call caterpillars.
Ask me about my hamburger ear muffs story. It's delicious.
Food: Chinese food hands down
Music: The sweet sound of old people eating sandwiches
Movies: Clifford the Big Red Dog, the movie
What I was feeling before I was born.
If I've waited long enough to have Nutella again.
I'm slowly dying...
... of old age.
I will happily eat a hand...
...full of peanuts.
Also if you want to eat Chinese food with me.