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My self-summary
Hey, voyeurs. Expanding my options; middle aged women with double hip replacements just ain't cutting it.
What I’m doing with my life
Physiotherapist by trade. Also trying to be the next Arnold and President of the World.
I’m really good at
Lifting heavy things, slamming terrible music and brushing my teeth twice a day.
The first things people usually notice about me
The long locks, of course.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Westworld, The Walking Dead (The main one, not the one where you still don't care enough to learn the characters names after 6 episodes), Game of Thrones and recently Pawn Stars for some compulsive reason. Must be my Antiques Roadshow complex.

Mainly attempting to cram shit around my backlogged recordings of Colbert and Daily show on IQ.

Metalhead, too. Most subgenres, especially progressive.
Six things I could never do without
Food... x 6. It's probably the only direct route to my heart.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The linear decline of the average IQ.
On a typical Friday night I am
Drinking Shiraz and watching reruns of Frasier.

In reality, out at Homebush cheering on the Wanderers!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I once poked a badger with a spoon.
You should message me if
You're intelligent, funny and take pride in yourself.
The two of us