26 Jackson, United States
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My self-summary
I'm a simple man. I like pretty, dark-haired women and breakfast food. I am looking for someone that I could follow into the mists of Avalon or something in that nature, so to speak. You know, a good ole fashioned relationship. Right now I'm working as a producer for a local TV station. I'm an avid gamer and film fanatic. Clint Eastwood is my obsession! (Not even Chuck Norris steps foot on his lawn). Referencing movies and quotes all the time. Especially a lot of Stepbrothers quotes.
What I’m doing with my life
Slowly dying
I’m really good at
Quoting movies, getting nerdy and weird, having fun, and doing my Charlie work.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm kinda crazy like Begbie from trainspotting

I also have this weird little laugh after I talk sometimes, I guess.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies: Watching Netflix is my life so I watch a lot of shows and films. Eastwood's films are in my top (especially the westerns cause I love a good western film!) along with the Marvel films. A good favorite film has got to be Flash Gordon!(I was in love with it before it resurfaced in the movie Ted.) Samurai movies are really awesome especially the older actual Japanese ones like The 7 Samurai. Really love Labyrinth. Tombstone is one of the best ever too (Val Kilmer killed that shit!) The Wind that Shakes the Barley, Really loved The Way Back. Trust me, I like too many films to sit here and post them cause I've already listed more than one as my favorite haha.

TV: Adventure Time, Regular Show, and Bravest Warriors are the shit. More tv shows are Vikings, Battlestar Galactica, Psych, Turn, Impractical Jokers, Super Jail, Space Dandy, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Legend of the Seeker, Parks and Recreation, Luther, Doctor Who and a lot of British shows on Netflix. One of the best shows that should've made it far that I rewatch every once and a while is FIREFLY!

Books: I can't read :(

Music: I pretty much like any rock. Classic rock or 90's alternative are my top I guess. Here's some ex: Three Dog Night, Stone Temple Pilots, Alice Cooper, Skid Row, Dio, Alice in Chains, Soundgarden, Avenged Sevenfold, Pearl Jam, Rush, Collective Soul, Queen, Def Leppard, Yes, Guess Who, Rolling Stones, Mad Season, Jethro Tull, Moody Blues, The Doors, Cream, Eric Claptin, Peter Frampton, Billy Squire, Neil Young, David Bowie, Bob Seger, ELO and a shit ton more. Not really a fan of rap and country. I also happen to have a shit ton of movie themes/scores on my Spotify like Top Gun, Indiana Jones, Jurassic Park, Platoon, Gladiator and more cause instrumentals are hella awesome. Safety Dance is probably like one of the best songs evar! I'm the kinda person who'd throw on Highway Star as soon as I hit the highway, but for real is it weird I like certain songs for when I'm burning rubber?

Food: Milk Steak and lots of chicken alfredo, I'm talking lots! Also Mexican food cause it's perfect.
The six things I could never do without
Netflix, Jesus on a dinosaur, flannel, Wicket, Music, and Westerns
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How much I want to get a Stormtrooper suit and the fact that I'd probably wear it everywhere.

The butt
On a typical Friday night I am
Playing some video games or hanging out with friends trying to find ghouls.

Watching The Good The Bad and The Ugly for the millionth time!

Or nothing
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
It's classified. I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.
You should message me if
If you want to be weird and have fun cause I'm really fucking weird, it's who I am.

Don't be afraid to message me because I like good conversation even if it's just friendly! Trust me I'm self certified awesome! You have until the sands run up!