AKAbeefcalves
28 Emeryville, United States
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My self-summary
I'm a hottie with a corporeal form. Why does everyone on here look so much cooler than me.

Like most humans I have a need to socialize occasionally. This seems like a logical way to make that happen.

I'm pretty sure I've never been on a date with anyone who I wasn't already in a relationship with. It doesn't really sound like something I want to start. Lets just be cool and hangout, be friends or nemesis's.
What I’m doing with my life
I work, eat, sleep, existential crisis.
I’m really good at
Talking during movies.
Being average.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Normal stuff this isn't really the appropriate forum, but I have super great taste.
The six things I could never do without
Shitty Movies
Gender Studies + Feminism etc etc
The Sun
Science
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Science, culture, privilege, race, war, poverty, gender, masculinity, and sexuality.

The career I may or may not have.
On a typical Friday night I am
The normal shit I guess
You should message me if
I see people saying, "Try to say something more clever than, 'Hi', or 'Whats up', or I'll just ignore you." Those people seem shitty.

Feel free to message me saying "Hi" or "whats up?"

If you live in the East Bay we can hang out anytime, if you're in SF we can get a drink after work.
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