AKBoarder
32 Breckenridge, United States
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My self-summary
So I just moved to Summit County from Denver from San Francisco. Huge difference.

I fancy myself a writer but in reality I'm just a good communicator so stringing words together comes oh so naturally to me.

My name is Michael, but people call me Kocher. I'm a combination of everyone you hate, and everything you love. I've been told I have an addicting personality. It's true. If you're boring, I'll tell you. If you're cool, I'll tell you. I like to do fun things in weird places at odd times for off label durations with inappropriate girls.Sarcastic peoplw make me laugh. I make me laugh. I'm 6'8. That's tall. I like to cause trouble. I might be an adult Eddie Haskell.

I am fantastic, cocky, and unpredictable.
What I’m doing with my life
My chocolate lab is my best friend in the world.

I snowboard in the winter and surf in the summer. I hang out in dive bars and libraries. I meet interesting people in homeless shelters and in high end lounges. I find things out about everyone that I love and I'm glad I know. I fall into love too easily and I fall out of love too hard. I'm a good listener and a fantastic storyteller. I hate to hate but I will burn you if you hurt those I love.

I have many tattoos, 6 of which are literary. Yes, I read. Yes, books with words and not pictures.
I’m really good at
I am good at most things I try. I'm a good writer with a unique voice, or so my editor says. I'm good at drinking slowly and writing fast.

I am not good at watching men hurt women. I will always get involved. I am not good at ignoring people crying and I'm empathetic to a fault. I try to be a good person but I'm probably not.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm tall. Again I said it. It means all anyone notices about me is my height. People stare? It cracks me up.

However, when they get up close it's my eyes. I have amazing eyes (cocky, remember) and I use them to full effect. I've been told that I have sad eyes. I've been told I have old eyes. I just hope they keep seeing all the beauty the world has to offer.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
We Approach Our Martinis With Such High Expectations. It's a surfing book, it's a philosophy book, it's a photography book, but, most importantly, it's the book that changed my life. There is so much that can be pulled from this book, no matter how many times you read it. The stories are inspiring, the photos are intriguing, the philosophy is invigorating and the way it changes your life is orgasmic.

I listen to a lot of bad music. But that's fine, because people who judge based on musical taste deserve to be judged based on being pedantic.
The six things I could never do without
Legs.
Friends.
Digital Camera.
Laptop.
Phone.
Fun.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Mostly about whatever book I'm reading and what death will be like. I think a lot about how to improve myself even if I don't follow through. I think about my friends and family.

Mostly though I think about my dog and how much he makes me laugh.
On a typical Friday night I am
Drinking too much, talking too loud, dancing too crazily, and getting thrown out of bars. What are you doing? Shall we do it together?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't trust anyone, but I want to. I am afraid of being abandoned. I push people away. Don't let me.
You should message me if
You like my assholish, but secretly sweet vibe.

You don't mind that it takes me a while to respond and that I don't fit in here at all.

Secret tip: Don't include anything along the lines of "I know you won't write back" or anything similar. My biggest pet peeve, romantic or platonic, is lack of confidence.
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