I fancy myself a writer but in reality I'm just a good communicator so stringing words together comes oh so naturally to me.
My name is Michael, but people call me Kocher. I'm a combination of everyone you hate, and everything you love. I've been told I have an addicting personality. It's true. If you're boring, I'll tell you. If you're cool, I'll tell you. I like to do fun things in weird places at odd times for off label durations with inappropriate girls.Sarcastic peoplw make me laugh. I make me laugh. I'm 6'8. That's tall. I like to cause trouble. I might be an adult Eddie Haskell.
I am fantastic, cocky, and unpredictable.
I snowboard in the winter and surf in the summer. I hang out in dive bars and libraries. I meet interesting people in homeless shelters and in high end lounges. I find things out about everyone that I love and I'm glad I know. I fall into love too easily and I fall out of love too hard. I'm a good listener and a fantastic storyteller. I hate to hate but I will burn you if you hurt those I love.
I have many tattoos, 6 of which are literary. Yes, I read. Yes, books with words and not pictures.
I am not good at watching men hurt women. I will always get involved. I am not good at ignoring people crying and I'm empathetic to a fault. I try to be a good person but I'm probably not.
However, when they get up close it's my eyes. I have amazing eyes (cocky, remember) and I use them to full effect. I've been told that I have sad eyes. I've been told I have old eyes. I just hope they keep seeing all the beauty the world has to offer.
I listen to a lot of bad music. But that's fine, because people who judge based on musical taste deserve to be judged based on being pedantic.
Mostly though I think about my dog and how much he makes me laugh.
You don't mind that it takes me a while to respond and that I don't fit in here at all.
Secret tip: Don't include anything along the lines of "I know you won't write back" or anything similar. My biggest pet peeve, romantic or platonic, is lack of confidence.