Good! We're on the same page—as you were.
So, you're curious about the complex multiplicity of my personality? I've been accused of having a gregarious personality as I don't find it difficult to strike up a conversation with anyone. One thing you'll learn about me: you couldn't embarrass me if you tried. I'm confident and happy. I know who I am and I know what I want. I approach most situations with a smile and think it's important to look for the best in people. As an ENTP, I am open-minded and enjoy intelligent conversation. Yes, there will be banter. My interests and hobbies are vast and varied and I pursue them with a passion, as I'm a life-long learner. If you're curious about my interests and hobbies, check out my photos and feel free to inquire with the message button. If you're into drama, you won't find it here. I celebrate the fact that my life is a drama-free zone. I'm well-read, nerdy, cultured, politely sarcastic, silly (when I'm comfortable around you), energetic, fitness-conscious, ambitious, confident, happy, and fascinated by everything in the world around me.
I'm looking for a kind, intelligent, attractive, outgoing girl who is grounded, has high self-esteem, can laugh at the small unexpected things that life brings, and can have fun in any situation. Basically, the kind of girl that gets excited to find a curly fry in an order of regular fries. Major points will be awarded for being a bit nerdy. A genuine, friendly smile won't hurt your chances either.
You'll get all this and more:
— Very sincere head-nodding during conversation.
— Shoulder to lean on during movies. Watch the hands, mister!
— Great with parents: lots of "Yes, Sirs" and "Ma'ams".
— Spontaneous weekend adventure ideas: "Alex, why are we at this yard sale? Um, I don't know, because it's awesome and we just drank way too many Bloody Marys during brunch! Look at this crazy thing! Okay, let's go home, make a sofa fort, and nap."
— Back massages on the daily. Voted the Triangle's best 3 years running!
— The correct usage of their, there, and they're during text conversations. A dream come true?
— Daily feed of funny pictures and videos from the internet.
— Endless optimism and encouragement.
— Feeling safe and protected.
— Thumbs ups, high-fives, and smiles.
+ Much more
But, you'll also have to deal with:
— I have a terribly tough time refilling the Brita water filter and this can get really annoying when returning from the gym.
— Enduring some bad Netflix movie selections. Seriously, who made these films?!
— You may have a tough time discerning between my English, Irish, Australian and Indian accents. (Actually, I'll guarantee it.)
— Some clever, and not so clever, puns. "If I ever send you a huge pile of snow, I hope you get my drift." =^_^=
— I'm easily excited when I find something new that interests me. Like a proud kindergartner, I'll want to show and tell.
— Being offered bizarre culinary curiosities.
— Countless misadventures.
If you are boring, unintelligent, take yourself too seriously or have a chip on your shoulder, don't message me.*
*If you are very attractive, I can look past these major personality flaws.**
**Apply sarcasm liberally.
UPDATE: I have a lot going on right now, so you'll have to excuse me if I message back slower than a Southern drawl.
Future: Breaking into the exciting world of real estate investment.
hitting the even dollar amount in one try at the gas pump.
getting caught in an infinite slow-blink loop with my cat, Starbuck Rogers.
Second, that I am happy, energetic, and enthusiastic — contagiously so.
Third, that I'm legitimately interested in what you have to say.
You can always convince me into watching: Curb Your Enthusiasm, Arrested Development, Game of Thrones, Dexter, Mad Men, Star Trek, Breaking Bad, Downton Abbey, BSG, House of Cards, and many more.
I've been meaning to read the Top 100 Classics, but I haven't been able to tackle it quite yet. I'm currently reading The Count of Monte Cristo and loving it.
"In the midst of winter,
I found there was, within me,
an invincible summer."
— Albert Camus
2) Engaging conversation
3) iPhone & Macbook
5) Strong friendships
6) Gin and Tonic: The drink of gentlemen
7) Starbuck Rogers: my best friend and partner in crime
8) Oops, you missed number 4.
9) And, I caught you looking back through the list for it.
10) Success! I made you smile! You know, scientists say that people who smile more live longer.
2) Scrolling, for what feels like eternity, through Netflix. I can't be the only one that feels this way.
3) Being a nerd.
4) Studying "business stuff".
— you want a strong, confident man to go on some light-hearted adventures with.
— you want to help me build a fort made out of sofa.
— you think we have some things in common and would have a fun time together.
— you were able to hang with me and giggle through the longest profile on OKC.
— you are smiling right now.
Please say more than, "Hi!" or "What's up? You're cute!" If you're having difficulty deciding what to say, use this MadLib that I designed specifically for this occasion!
Hi! My name is [your name]. I wanted to [verb] [optional preposition] you because your profile seemed [adjective] and that's [adjective] to me because I am [true statement]. It would be [superlative] if we could [activity] some time. Because, remember: "[your favorite movie quote]". Hopefully, we can [verb] soon, if you know what I mean. [Emoticon]