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My self-summary
"I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different." -Kurt Vonnegut
What I’m doing with my life
I spend most of my time trying to figure out what the hell I should be doing with my time.
I’m really good at
Anything mechanical. Reading. Math. Not taking serious things seriously, and taking silly things very, very seriously.
The first things people usually notice about me
Probably that I shave my head or that I seem a bit unapproachable, but that's just thanks to a massive case of resting bitch face (
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Anything by Vonnegut, 1984, A Clockwork Orange, A Song of Ice and Fire, Sandman series, American Gods, Rant, Lies My History Teacher Told Me, The Dude and the Zen Master, What If?, anything by either Sam Harris or Christopher Hitchers

Movies: Big Lebowski, A Clockwork Orange, Pineapple Express, Grandma's Boy, Black Swan

Shows: Cosmos, Game of Thrones, Ren and Stimpy

Music: ska, nerdcore, and some electronic stuff. Run the Jewels. Dead Kennedeys. Devo forever. Also, Tom Lehrer is awesome, and if you don't know who that is you owe it to yourself to look him up.

Food: Yes, please.
Six things I could never do without
I would literally die without the ability to use hyperbole.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Is the known universe 99.9999999999999999999958% empty? Or is it 0.0000000000000000000042% full?
On a typical Friday night I am
Either watching netflix, playing videogames, or hanging out with friends (where we either watch netflix or play videogames).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I remember passing the Voight-Kampff test, but I'm not certain that the memory is real.
You should message me if
-You're going to kick my ass in chess ( I haven't played in years, so it's not like this will be difficult).

-You have a cute dog that you'll let me play with

-You want to date a degenerate, irredeemable nerd.
The two of us