Connoisseur of fine cheeses
International man of mystery
"I'M SORRY, DID YOU SAY: 'POT STICKERS!?!?' I'LL TAKE 50!" -common phrase
I'm a very open person who is pretty much down for anything. I love being outside and being active but can easily be found on the couch in front of the tv with a slack-jawed look on my face.
The Disney Princess I associate with the most is Ariel. Because I too am a half human, half fish woman
I've got a bit of a dark sense of humor and am a huge smart ass. A bit shy at times, but once I'm comfortable I'm loose and easygoing. I'm a really caring person. I have and will give you the shirt off my back.(read:I hate wearing shirts) I go out of my way for those I care about.
One of my favorite hobbies is being in a group of people and smashing my 40 on the ground and yelling "ITS THE COPS! SCATTER!!!"
One of my passions is working my annual position at Statesville Haunted Prison every October. If I could do it year round I would.
My interests include:
Putting stickers on things
Disregarding the establishment
Not filing taxes(edit: finally filed taxes last year but still interested in not doing it)
Conversing with cats and proving their theories unsound
Go ahead. Google him. Tell me I'm wrong
I don't have a favorite anything. I like sci-fi, I like action, I like rom-coms (although I do hate that phrase) I like documentaries.
I like punk, I like ska, I like classical, I like rap, I even like country, but I can explain that one..
Movies: Young Frankenstein, The Perfect Host, In Bruges, among many others
If you want a good representation of me:
I Am A Poseur by X-Ray Spex
Fatty Boom Boom by Die Antwoord
Devils Dance Floor by Flogging Molly
All I Want by The Offspring
O Fortuna by Carl Orff
2. A little Nitrogen
3. A mixture of other elements
5. Basic proteins, fats and carbohydrates
What kind of a world the black and white people from infomercials live in. How does anything get done? Pictures not hung, laundry not quite perfectly clean, remotes missing. Pure anarchy
Traveling the country/world. I love watching the land roll past. Never been further west than St. Louis, but plan on changing that. Want a companion. Even just for a week.
"It will be mine. Oh yes, it will be mine."(if you can tell me what movie that's from then I will say 'good for you. We both know lines from Waynes World')
Dancing like an idiot in my kitchen isn't just a hobby, it's a way of life.
I am the zen master of the social faux pas
Ya wanna get out for drinks or whatever. Would love a personal tour of all the places only locals would know.