I am an enigma to everyone including myself. I am the life of the party and the voice of reason. I am a danger to my own bank account. I am a lush with a knack for staying in shape. I have tattoos and need more. I am excellent at finding gems in this city while on afternoon bike rides. I have a severe meme addiction. I live in a giant loft. I like bacon and can chop wood and you can bring me home to your parents. I also love big fluffy dogs. I never try to impress anyone more than I try to impress myself.
I'm looking for my partner in crime. Like, real crime. Robbery and grand theft auto and shit. Lock picking is a plus but not required.
I want a girl that can make me nervous. Beyond that I'm not sure what I'm looking for.
I'm a boat captain. Really. It's not a joke.
I became an uncle recently. So that's a whole new thing for me.
Looking for reasons not to move back to Boston.
I'm also far wittier in real life than I am on dating sites.
Books- Bukowski, The Fountainhead, A Farewell to Arms, Catch 22, All Quiet On the Western Front, Pillars of the Earth, I Hope
They Serve Beer In Hell, A Heartbreaking
Work of Staggering Genius.
Movies- Almost Famous, Anchorman, The Big Lebowski, Fight Club, Life Aquatic, Lords of Dogtown, Master and Commander, Platoon, The Royal Tenenbaums, Semi-Pro, Snatch, V for Vendetta.
T.V. - Its Always Sunny, Arrested Development, Game of Thrones, and I own a Planet Earth/Life box set. I also like hockey and football way too much.
Music- Daft Punk, MGMT, Queen, The Beatles, CCR, Brand New, Say Anything, The 1975, ke$ha (go ahead and make fun of me), Saves The Day, Thursday, fun., The Kinks, Sleigh Bells, Robert Plant, The Beach Boys...and all the same hipster shit everyone else is into.
Food - Mexican food, BBQ, mashed potatoes, falaffle and sushi...and pretty much anything with sriracha. I cook a lot.
Friends and family
IPhone (really?! Yeah really.)
I look up strange things on Wikipedia constantly. Some recent ones have been sports rivalries, string theory and traditional Incan cuisine.
Also, I don't like using punctuation correctly. Sorry English majors.
Musicals make me uncomfortable.
You have a dog I can play with.
You think you can make me nervous.
You enjoy beards.
You want to go ice skating in Millennium Park this winter.
You find yourself in need of a day drinking partner.