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My self-summary
Hey, I'm Alex

I'm a CIA agent, bodybuilder, weightlifter, police officer, military man, elephant wrangler, fire eater, magician, and part time gold medalist. But I have a lot of free time...
So, I'm sarcastic.

I also like to be social whenever possible. I play video games and they're fun and all, but really I enjoy myself a lot more when I'm out with my friends, away from the computer.

I'm a recent graduate of CMU. It's great having a degree , I just wish I was located in a better area for my line of work. Like in the Woods of Holly, or those fancy New Yorks, people talk about. Personally I liked the old Yorks, they were classy.

Look, I'm just a funny, witty kinda guy. I like watching movies, going to concerts, that stuff. And all I'm really looking for is someone who has a sense of humor and would like to do the same.

(This is where the rest of the guys would tell you about how they saved a seal yesterday, or how they work out 9 times before they go to class, instead I'm just going to insert a picture of Boba Fett fighting Deadpool)

(Pretty awesome picture)

(I just realized that the picture isn't going to display, beacuse this isn't SpaceBook, trust me though it's pretty awesome)
What I’m doing with my life
Working, trying to advance my career, keeping back the Elder Gods that try to enter our world through the Nether portals located around the world, kinda boring. I party, I work, I live. I'm pretty happy about it. When Friday or Saturday comes along I'm either going back up to visit old college friends, or just hanging around town looking for the friends I have here.
I’m really good at
A lot of things which include but are not limited to: running, summoning monsters, biking, video games, helping the police, punching tickets, making people laugh, making videos, writing, theoretical physics, selling electronics to those who know nothing about them, driving 95 miles an hour and somehow not getting a ticket, and fixing things to name a few.
The first things people usually notice about me
My personality is usually what people notice first. And it's usually what they stick around for. Also how tall I am I suppose.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I'm really not in the mood to copy everything from my FB and put it here. Here's the really short list
Movies: Pi, 300, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Iron Man, Pirates of the Caribbean, Star Wars, Amelie, Delicatessen, Children of Men, MIB, Frozen, Predator
Books: The Elegant Universe, Relativity by Einstein, Angels and Demons, Halo Novels
Music: That's a really long list...even if it's just the short version. Let's just say it has everything, but country. Not country. Never country. I'll deal with people listening to country (occasionally), but, it's not for me. Ever
Six things I could never do without
1. Confidence
2. Car
3. Phone
4. Laptop
5. A sense of humor
6. Friends
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Life, liberty, and the pursuit of awesome
On a typical Friday night I am
Working, Going to visit friends at college, applying for better jobs, running, playing games, going to a bar with friends, the none of that is sarcasm, had to change it up a bit.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I put up a lot of walls....I used to be in construction.
You should message me if
You have a good sense of humor, are easy-going, and want to find out more.
The two of us