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My self-summary
I'm an Englishman in the states... I'll pull that band-aid off now.
I like short walks to the bar, long runs in the sun, pizza and cats.
My life is pretty much a quest to be in the centre of that Venn diagram.
What I’m doing with my life
Working at obnoxious hours. Training for a marathon. Making people laugh (either at my stupid jokes, or at me making stupid jokes. I'm fine either way.)
I’m really good at
Puns, or generally poor jokes.
Hurting myself while running.
Remembering seemingly insignificant things.
Correcting grammar.
The first things people usually notice about me
First would be my accent, the second thing I'd imagine is usually how shit my jokes are.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Christopher Hitchens, Douglas Adams, Phil Dick...

Mass Effect, Halo, Fallout, Destiny....

Danny Boyle, Duncan Jones, Stanley Kubrick...

Sigur Rós, Radiohead, Simon and Garfunkel...

Community, Futurama, Rick and Morty, The Simpsons...
Six things I could never do without
In no particular order:

Matt Groening creations.
Sigur Ros.
My Guitar.
The Internet.
Top Gear.
I spend a lot of time thinking about

Also, Alliteration Almost Always Amplifies Awesomeness... right? Right.
On a typical Friday night I am
Well, due to my silly schedule.... it is now working. However when it's time to unwind - Netflix and beer, friends (not the show) and beer, video games and beer, or going for a run, and then a beer.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm constantly using self-deprecating humour, but I know I'm awesome...

Also.... I cry every time I watch 127 Hours. Danny Boyle is the man.
You should message me if
If anything here has tickled your fancy, or if you can come up with a sweet-ass palindrome, I love those.
The two of us