25 Seattle, United States
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My self-summary
"My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents."

If you like Seinfeld - you will like me. If you don't.. who knows. But I'll risk it.

Looking for some cool people to spend my non-work time with. Currently, I'm trying to get back into biking - so that's an idea.
What I’m doing with my life
I turn 1's and 0's into awesome games. And if everything goes according to plan those games magically turn into a single 1 followed by multiple 0's.
I’m really good at
Every sport that will never be in the Olympics. Making myself (and on somewhat rarer occasions others) laugh.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Ender's Game, Harry Potter (Slytherin and proud) and Oryx and Crake

Archer, Seinfeld and Sherlock

The New Pornographers, Matt and Kim and Chvrches

Sushi, Coffee and Thai
The six things I could never do without
Combination comic book and board game stores (or pizza hut/taco bells if you're into that sort of thing)

Internet tutorials on how to do things that I am being paid to do

Coffee shops where the baristas know my usual order but not my name

Biking around the city and not getting hit by cars (doors are ok)

Stalking my friends on Spotify to improve my taste in music

Counting to six
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How much easier I could navigate this city if I was a spider-man.
On a typical Friday night I am
At a really cool place - uh - you've probably never heard of it.
You should message me if
You're life is as dope as mine. And you wanna double up on the awesome.

Want my HIGHLY analytical opinion of your profile - be warned - I'm brutal.