27 Temple Hills, United States
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My self-summary
I think it's time to blow this scene. Get everybody and the stuff together. OK three, two, one, let's jam.

Slightly dorky, very geeky, a little introverted, quiet and mellow yet crazy and fun loving. Add a handful of nerdiness, two scoops of friendliness, one tablespoon of sarcasm, and a sprinkling of occasional self-deprecation and you got me in a nutshell.

Looking for someone with similar interests to me who I can build a relationship with. One night stands and flings don't really appeal to me.
What I’m doing with my life
EEO Specialist by day, masked vigilante by night, recovering Call of Duty fanatic during afternoons.

In my off time, I'm usually hanging with friends from college, chilling in and around DC, visiting museums, making my second home in bookstores/comic book shops, or just catching up on movies I missed out on.

I've also tried to start blogging about game and geek stuff. I don't do it often but every now and then, I'll get the urge to put my thoughts down.

I’m really good at
Using movie quotes in appropriate real life situations
Getting schwifty
Saving the galaxy as the first human spectre
Getting on the Metro car that will stop right in front of the escalator
Pretending I can dance
Surviving the zombie apocalypse (twice)
Playing the meanest hands in Cards Against Humanity
Providing the most WTF answers in Quiplash
Dealing with Bastions and Torbs in Overwatch
The first things people usually notice about me
My friends say I have a natural talent for being funny even when I'm not trying to be. I almost always have a book with me wherever I go. I'm also very easy to talk to and can always drop a joke (corny or otherwise) to make anyone laugh.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I gravitate towards history, sci-fi, fantasy, and military stuff but I stay pretty open. Typically though, if you give me something scifi, I'll like it.

Top 5 Books: Battle Royale, World War Z, Band of Brothers, The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, American Gods

Top 5 Movies: Top Gun, Lord of War, Starship Troopers, Gangs of New York, Blazing Saddles

Top 5 TV Series: How I Met Your Mother, Archer, Game of Thrones, The Walking Dead, Friday Night Lights

Top 5 Video Games: Mass Effect, Fire Emblem, Battlefield, Smash Bros., Overwatch

Top 5 Musicians/Bands: The Killers, Lindsey Stirling, Danny Baranowsky , Knife Party, Anamanaguchi

Top 5 Foods : Cheesesteaks, Ravioli, Korean BBQ, Burritos, Chicken Tikka

Top 5 Podcasts: The GameOver Greggy Show, Podcast Unlocked, The Tony Kornheiser Show, Gundamn! @MAHQ, P.S. I Love You XOXO
The six things I could never do without
-My GPS (I have a terrible sense of direction)
-A Gundam TV series of some kind
-The internet
-A purple bladed lightsaber
-A good paperback
-My friends and family
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How funny would the movie "Speed" be if they were on a short bus the entire time?

Why people still don't realize that on DC Metro escalators (when they actually work), you STAND ON THE RIGHT and walk on the left...

Really bad puns.
On a typical Friday night I am
Iono. No such thing as typical. Sometimes a movie/game night at friend's house. Random house party maybe at a friend's house. The club life has left me behind and I'm not really into it as much anymore. Happy hours and some barhopping are where its at though.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Sometimes when I drive and Danger Zone pops on my MP3 playlist (yes I have the Top Gun soundtrack on my phone, DON'T JUDGE ME), I find myself unconsciously pretending my gear shifter is a throttle like on a jet and that I'm Tom Cruise.
You should message me if
-You have a love of museums and bookstores
-You're Team Mystic. Or at the very least Instinct. Don't bother if you're Valor :P
-You're within driving distance in and around the DC, MD, NoVA area
-You have a plan for the zombie apocalypse
-You got at least two of the references in my profile
-You're fascinated by The Great War Youtube channel. It has become my new addiction.

Or if you have a funny pickup line. We can compare ours and laugh at our dorkiness together.