28Temple Hills, United States
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My self-summary
I think it's time to blow this scene. Get everybody and the stuff together. OK three, two, one, let's jam.

Slightly dorky, very geeky, a little introverted, quiet and mellow yet crazy and fun loving. Add a handful of nerdiness, two scoops of friendliness, one tablespoon of sarcasm, and a sprinkling of occasional self-deprecation and you got me in a nutshell.

Looking for someone with similar interests to me who I can build a relationship with. Oh and I'm an ISFJ-A if that means anything.
What I’m doing with my life
EEO Specialist fighting discrimination by day, masked vigilante by night, recovering Call of Duty fanatic during afternoons.

In my off time, I'm usually hanging with friends, chilling in and around DC, visiting museums, or making my second home in bookstores/comic book shops. I usually like to catch the newest blockbuster movies in theaters but otherwise, pretty standard millennial shit here.

Currently saving up for my first house and because of that, still living at home with the parents. Just figured I'd put that out there.
I’m really good at
Using movie quotes in appropriate real life situations
Getting schwifty
Saving the galaxy as the first human spectre
Getting on the Metro car that will stop right in front of the escalator
Pretending I can dance (I can't)
Surviving the zombie apocalypse (twice)
Playing the meanest hands in Cards Against Humanity
Providing the most WTF answers in Quiplash
Dealing with Bastions and Torbs in Overwatch
The first things people usually notice about me
My friends say I have a natural talent for being funny even when I'm not trying to be. I almost always have a book with me wherever I go. I'm also very easy to talk to and can always drop a joke (corny or otherwise) to make anyone laugh.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I gravitate towards history, sci-fi, fantasy, and military stuff but I stay pretty open. Typically though, if you give me something scifi, I'll like it. A few of my fandoms though: I'm a Game Grump lovely, a TK Little (la cheeserie) and a Kinda Funny best friend.

Top 5 Books: Battle Royale, World War Z, Band of Brothers, The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, American Gods

Top 5 Movies: Top Gun, Lord of War, Starship Troopers, Zero Dark Thirty, Blazing Saddles

Current Top 5 TV Series: Game of Thrones, Westworld, American Gods, The Walking Dead, The Americans

Top 5 Video Games: Mass Effect, Fire Emblem, Battlefield, Smash Bros., Overwatch

Top 5 Musicians/Bands: The Killers, Lindsey Stirling, Danny Baranowsky , Zircon, Anamanaguchi

Top 5 Foods : Cheesesteaks, Ravioli, Korean BBQ, Burritos, Chicken Tikka

Top 5 Podcasts: The GameOverGreggy Show, Podcast Unlocked, The Tony Kornheiser Show, Hardcore History, The Comedy Button
Six things I could never do without
-My GPS (I have a terrible sense of direction)
-Access to a decent pizza or cheesesteak place
-The internet
-WMATA (It's shit, I know but it can be convenient)
-A good paperback
-My friends and family
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How funny would the movie "Speed" be if they were on a short bus the entire time?

Why people still don't realize that on DC Metro escalators (when they actually work), you STAND ON THE RIGHT and walk on the left...

Really bad puns.

What will be the ultimate screw-up that finally gets trump (I refuse to even capitalize his name out of lack of respect) impeached?
On a typical Friday night I am
Iono. Sometimes a movie/game night or random get together at a friend's house. The club life has left me behind and I'm not really into it as much anymore. Nothing wrong with a quiet night in though. Netflix wont watch itself and the payload on Overwatch won't push itself.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Sometimes when I drive and Danger Zone pops on my MP3 playlist (yes I have the Top Gun soundtrack on my phone, DON'T JUDGE ME), I find myself unconsciously pretending my gear shifter is a throttle like on a jet and that I'm Tom Cruise.
You should message me if
-You have a love of museums and bookstores
-You're within driving distance in and around the DC, MD, NoVA area
-You have a plan for the zombie apocalypse
-You wanna share your dorkiest pickup line you've used or ever come across
-You got at least two of the references in my profile
-You didn't vote for Trump (I dont care if you voted for Bernie or Hilary. Me personally, I was with her, but as long as it wasn't the flaccid cheeto)

Or if you really need an icebreaker, here are three random statements about me. Two are true, one is a lie. Message me with your guess:
-I am a black belt in Tae Kwon Do
-I've been in a TV commercial before
-I've met Rosa Parks
The two of us