I'm opinionated and knowledgeable about a number of trivial matters, such as driving habits, instant replay in football, and cell phone usage. For larger issues, like Life, the Universe and Everything, I find listening to the opinions of others more enjoyable than prattling on about the way I see them.
I like comedy and I aspire to be as witty or crass (on occasion) as my favorite comedians and writers. I'm always striving for a humorous take on any situation. I also love a good pun.
Also, I have been working in recent months to improve my health and have lost around 40 pounds. Not to brag, but... actually, screw it, I'm bragging.
Movies: Miller's Crossing, The Good The Bad & the Ugly, Groundhog Day, The Manchurian Candidate, A Christmas Story, Bringing Up Baby, Double Indemnity, North By Northwest, A Very Long Engagement, and Better Off Dead.
TV: Archer, Breaking Bad, Community, Parks & Recreation, Justified, 30 Rock, Homeland, Game of Thrones, Louie, Fringe, The League, Workaholics, Falling Skies, and The Americans.
Music: I am huge fan of prog rock, i.e. Genesis, Yes, Emerson Lake & Palmer, Rush, as well as Spock's Beard, The Flower Kings, and other prog-revival acts. I also love progressive and old-school metal, e.g. Iron Maiden, Anthrax, Dream Theater, Black Sabbath, Metallica, Budgie, Judas Priest, Threshold, etc. I also dig 80's pop and rock music, old-school hip-hop, classical, experimental rock, any country that you wouldn't hear on "country radio" (e.g. George Jones, Johnny Cash, etc) and Alt-Country (Uncle Tupelo, Old 97s, Justin Townes Earle, etc). I'm probably more into defining music genres than you are.
Food: If it doesn't taste okay, put Sriracha (aka Rooster Sauce) on it.
I really love board games, so I'm adding my favorites: Puerto Rico, Power Grid, Eclipse, Arkham Horror, El Grande, Power Struggle, and anything designed by Stefan Feld.
you love the Green Bay Packers (or if you don't, or don't care about football, you will oblige or even take interest in my love of them);
you love playing board games (I'm talking far beyond Scrabble and Monopoly);
you found a serious grammatical error somewhere on my profile;
we have several things in common and you saw I visited you; but didn't write a message yet (I probably put too much thought into them);
or you are genuinely interested in learning more about anything I put on my profile of which you have never heard.