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My self-summary
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'<<Insert self-deprecating line about how hard it is to talk about myself>>'
Expo West! Come party at the conference, crash it for free drinks all night. We'll sneak you in. March 10-14
We're all here because we're not all there, right? heh, heh.....RIGHT?! Well, since most people skip the first few lines I'll make it clear now that this profile is for a couple, the details are about her tho. That'll confuse at least a couple of people. We're totally committed to each other. Very much in love, relationship built on trust and communication. 'Well....,' you say, 'why are you on here?' I'm so glad you asked. See, we're already off to a great start. See, we think the Western culture view of relationships doesn't work for a lot of people....A LOT. Known anyone who has cheated or been cheated on? Yeah, well, we don't condone that, but it's just them succumbing to biology. We evolved in tribes, not McMansions. Our goal is a tribe, but we're looking for a true triad first. A third person to be equals with us in a poly relationship. She's bi, I'm straight, so a woman fits much better. If I were bi and her straight a guy would be better. I'm not just some dude wanting to have my cake and eat it too. I'm not afraid of emotional connections with men, but there's no sexual attraction there so it just seems less fulfilling to us. What we are NOT looking for is a woman to use sexually without regard for the emotional toll that comes with being a secondary partner. We want partners where everyone feels connection in all directions. Now, we are sluts, so we won't say no to the right hook up, but not why we're here. We can get that at a bar easier.

You should know, though, that we've been exploring our kinky side too and are loving it. If you joined our dynamic be ready for an unconventional relationship. We're not gonna throw a mask on you and parade you around (unless you're into that), but just a few steps outside of normal. If you tend to seek dominant partners in bed and/or life you'll fit in a little better than if you're dominant yourself, but the energy flow is more important.

So, importants aside, you should also know he's adventurous and she's shy (but so much fun once you know her). We're into everything that involves new experiences and expanding existing experiences. We're trying to grow as people, but sometimes just go out and try to disconnect from ourselves.
What I’m doing with my life
This can depend on moon phases and whether or not USA is running a Law & Order marathon. But, generally, we're sustainability-oriented, hard working executives at a company with a huge social mission. Trying to change the world, ya dig?
I’m really good at
apparently not summarizing what we're good at....
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Oh my, too many favorites. Nerdy books, tons of non-fiction, science, research books (think On Intelligence, Nurture Shock, etc.). Also All the World and Oh the Places You'll Go. Wide range of movies, shows, music. Tend to gravitate towards screenplays that make us think or have very well-done dialogue. Poorly written dialogue is painful for us (this includes most reality shows). Food - Local, Organic, Sustainable goodness. We only eat clean food.
Six things I could never do without
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Work. Sex.

That's for 'a lot of time.' We do, however, spend a little time thinking about all kinds of cerebral and ethereal things. Promise.
On a typical Friday night I am
Doing things we may or may not remember the next day.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
This would make it no longer private.....well played, OKC.
You should message me if
You've had bad experiences with couples before (or you think there must be something wrong)...we'd like to set the record straight.
You're curious about your kinky side.
You're looking for a girlfriend (if you're a girl).
You just wanna ask a happy couple about this whole polyamory thing.
You read that this profile is for a couple
Guys - feel free to message if you wanna play but we won't likely respond. You'll be on our list though. Unless you message as if you're only talking to a girl, then you're off the list
The two of us