31 Fairfax, United States
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My self-summary
I'm a pretty laid back and relaxed kind of guy. Not gonna lie, I've got a quirky and goofy sense of a humor, so having that mutual banter and chemistry is important for me to share with someone.

That being said, it's a dog-eat-dog world out there, so if you're someone like me: hard worker but enjoys life, then I think we'll get along just fine.

Please oh please oh please don't have THAT snapchat filter photo as your main profile pic. You know the one i'm talking about.... No not that one, go back one photo... There we go. THAT one.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm currently employed in Virginia as an Engineer. When I'm not stuck in rush-hour traffic, I try socialize with my friends as much as possible, as well as trying to get a good book / movie to relax and unwind to.
I’m really good at
Making a pun out of your name. It's inevitable it'll happen. I've probably already thought of one.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm pretty easy to get along with. If we don't get along you're probably a really bad person. Shame on you ahead of time.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movie: Jurrasic Park, hands down. Who doesn't like raptors?! Hunt for Red October takes in second.

Favorite book: Guns, Germs and Steel. Shantaram. Several Michael Crichton's. Midnight's Children (and other Salman Rushdie books).

Music: Michael Jackson! No one is better than the king (can I get a "Heee Heeeeeeee"?).
The six things I could never do without
Dank memes and everything else is irrelevant.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How I could probably be Batman. Seems pretty straightforward.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
So, I used to play chess competitively. Yeah that's right, I was swimming in women back then too.
You should message me if
[insert witty, funny reason here that makes me seem playful, awesome, and confident]