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My self-summary

- I'm 29, born July 2nd
- Born & raised in Gary, IN
- Lived in Chicago. Then Atlanta. Now LA.
- When my phone rings, it will always play "Supernova Girl". PROTO ZOA FOREVER!
- Obsessed with Marilyn Monroe
- Thinks that My Bloody Valentine - Loveless is indeed the best album EVER
What I’m doing with my life
Doing hoodrat shit with my friends. Also I bartend at a rooftop bar in DTLA. (There's enough rooftop bars downtown that I feel like this is still vague.)
I’m really good at
Writing stuff, making boozy cocktails, rapping the first 4 verses of Triumph perfectly, living life and stuff.
The first things people usually notice about me
Blah blah height blah blah dimples blah blah septum blah blah tattoos
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books/Authors: On the Road, Women, Insatiable, Bossypants, Post Office, Love Is A Mixtape, Slaughterhouse Five, Between the World and Me, any Chuck Klosterman, any Chuck Palahniuk.

Movies: Amelie, Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, Some Like It Hot, The Seven Year Itch, Half-Baked, Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World, A Clockwork Orange, Full Metal Jacket, Clerks, Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back, Videodrome, Blue Velvet

TV: Parks & Recreation, Louie, Archer, Coupling, How I Met Your Mother, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Bob's Burgers

Music: My holy trinity is Joy Division, The Velvet Underground, and Nirvana. Also a lot of house music and a lot of ratchet rap music.

Food: Sushi is such a clichè choice, but I do legitimately love it. Any breakfast sandwich that ends with "bagel" or "McGriddle."
Six things I could never do without
Strong drinks, something to read, Netflix/Hulu, Grubhub, feedly.com, wanderlust
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Booze. Music. Movies. Race relations.
On a typical Friday night I am
Behind the bar. If not, front of a bar.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a hair fetish. Its the first thing I usually notice on women and the first thing that attracts me to them.
You should message me if
You're bored. You think everything Thom Yorke does is amazing. You love the Nike Roshe. You have a sweet Spotify playlist you want to share. Or, if I can indulge my shallow side, if you're hot.

You shouldn't message me if you are religious, homophobic, aren't interested in intellectual conversation (occasionally peppered with talk of ridiculous pop culture and fart jokes), or closed-minded with regards to music.
The two of us