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My self-summary
“Imagination will often carry us to worlds that never were, but without it we go nowhere.” - Carl Sagan

"There are no limits. There are plateaus, but you must not stay there, you must go beyond them. If it kills you, it kills you. A man must constantly exceed his level." - Bruce Lee

"Don't get set into one form, adapt it and build your own, and let it grow, be like water. Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless — like water. Now you put water in a cup, it becomes the cup; You put water into a bottle it becomes the bottle; You put it in a teapot it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend."- Bruce Lee

I've spent the last few years realizing who I am as a person. I'm funny, creative, and I have a wonderful family to support me.

One word that can describe me is : Comedy.
I live to make people laugh and it all kind of plays into my life plan.

Movies and music are also very important aspects of my life. I've been an avid film-goer/critic my whole life.

I have an unhealthy obsession with podcasts. Joe Rogan, Doug Benson etc.
What I’m doing with my life
I've just enrolled in classes once again after a short hiatus, for personal reasons, but I'm back on track and ready to finish.

Working on a lot of side projects:
Just finished writing my first comic book. (Waiting for my friend to finish illustrating it.)
Reviewing movies for shits and giggs.

Stand up comedy
Getting my chef life on.
Cooking, cooking, and more cooking
Filming a fake trailer for one of my few scripts. Dr. Zombie: MD, and having a lot of fun with it!
I’m really good at
making fun of myself.
The first things people usually notice about me
How tall I am. I'm pretty freaking tall like skyscraper tall.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Fight Club, Sherlock Holmes, Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit, anything science fiction. I read like a book a week lol. Rereading The Hobbit at the moment in preparation for the movie!

Movies: Pulp Fiction, Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz, Star Wars, lord of the Rings, King Kong (Both),Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Rear Window, Clint Eastwood/Sergio Leone spaghetti westerns and wayyyyyyy more. I could sit here all day and list off movies I love.
Music: This is a tough one. I love all music from Streetlight Manifesto to Tech N9ne to Kid Cudi to Sinatra.
TV: Dexter, Breaking Bad, Boardwalk Empire, The Wire, Doctor Who <3, Torchwood, Inbetweeners, and It's Always Sunny in Philly, Community, 30 Rock, The Office ( before MS left.)

Comedians: Louis CK, George Carlin, Sam Kinison, Artie Lange, Doug Benson, Aziz Ansari, Donald Glover......( Also Dane Cook isn't a comedian, so if he's your idea of a good comedian you should turn away.)
Six things I could never do without
1. My phone
2. My computer
3. My friends
5.a towel
6.Sonic Screwdriver
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My mind moves pretty fast, but lately I've been thinking about what the future will hold and..... Black Holes.

I don't see the point of posting pictures of your money laid out and saying "Stacked". 250 dollars isn't really that much...

Am I a bad person for still loving Chik-Fil-A? I can abide intolerance and bigotry, but I draw the line when they forget to give me Polynesian Sauce.
On a typical Friday night I am
Telling really shitty jokes or kitchen slave for a french restaurant in Safety Harbor.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
There is a picture of me when I was 6 years old wearing a pink snowcoat floating around on the internet. Thanks, Mom........
You should message me if
You are looking for someone who is just a genuinely nice guy that will make you laugh.
The two of us