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My self-summary
looking for people to play Boggle with, maybe go to faux dive bar or go out for a night of laser tag. I live off a constant diet of caffeine, tropicsl fruit, protein and DVR.

My immediate goal is to find places in the greater Baltimore area that remind me of Brooklyn.

I'm a scholar. I enjoy scholarly pursuits.
What I’m doing with my life
Making alternate versions of Under the Skin with AL Pacino taking the Scarlett Johansson role.

More seriously I work in the produce department nights and weekends.
I’m really good at
Writing stories, Ssnuggling,
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm a real life Ken Cosgrove.

Most people say my blue eyes are my most noticeable feature, but I think my feet are pretty attractive.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
All Time: The Apartment, Boogie Nights, Back to the Future, Vertigo, 2001: A Space Odyssey


Breaking Bad
Parks and Recreation
Game of Thrones
Orphan Black
The Walking Dead
Bob's Burgers
You're The Worst
Kimmyyyy Schmidt

Music: arena rock, wonky pop, country folk
though if I'm on the internet, I'm probably listening to guilty pleasures, which includes musical theater, auto-tuned top 40 and generic 90's mainstream rock.

Podcasts: How Did a This Get Made, Filmspottimg Svu, Coaster Radio
The six things I could never do without
Well, I literally can't live without my insulin pump.

I spend a lot of time thinking about
Who leaves a pony country for a non pony country
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've seen Huey Lewis and the News in concert.

I have trouble spelling restaurant correctly without spell check.

My dream job is to design haunted houses.
You should message me if
You want to get some Cheeky Nandos.

Also, if you want to tell me if you were a salad, what kind would it be and what does that say