40 Austin, United States
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My self-summary
Letting you know up front, I am a man transitioning to be a robot.

Yeah, I am pretty nerdy. Generally, I would rather be having a conversation about mathematics. Accordingly, I am interested in discussing anything and everything of a theoretical nature. In other words, you could say that my idea of talking about the weather would include airflow dynamics and vector fields and my idea of small talk would need include the units of measurement we are dealing with.

OK, I am exaggerating. To clarify, It's not that I don't enjoy conversations of all varieties; only that, I would prefer to be having more of them be on the thoughtful side of the spectrum.

Psychology, Anthropology, Yoga, Philosophy, Engineering, Physics, Computer Science, Art, Dance, Nutrition, Bodybuilding, Mathematics, Biology
What I’m doing with my life
Virtual network engineer, which is just another way of saying I write code and solve problems for a living. I flex my pecs to techno beats in my free time.
I’m really good at
Mathematics, programming, fixing things, teaching.
The first things people usually notice about me
My nose. Its big. I try to be careful but occasionally someone's teacup chihuahua might get sucked into its cavernous depth's. I guess you would have to be OK with that.

The last thing people notice is my sense of humor. That is simply because I don't have one. I believe everything should be taken at face value. Every time something bad happens to me, I take it as a personal attack against my mother's genome. As a consequence, I have devoted the rest of my free time toward uncountable plots of revenge. I guess you would have to be OK with that as well.
The six things I could never do without
• A decent sound system
• Access to healthy foods
• A shower
• A plan
• A toothbrush
• A computer with an internet connection
I spend a lot of time thinking about
When I am not thinking about sex, drugs, and rock-n-roll. I tend toward more the more philosophical questions in life like how soft is too soft for toilet paper and what would it really take to break free of the hive mind we all like to pretend we are not a part of.
On a typical Friday night I am
I am either saving live golden retriever puppies from being sold for human consumption at the local Asian market or doing breast cancer research. (I was deeply moved by Angelina Jolie's decision have to her 's removed.)

Occasionally, I fly over to Africa and do my part to save babies from malaria or volunteer my hacker services to track and persecute international sex slave trade and human trafficking rings.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I was in Boy Scouts and liked it. Something about that just sounds wrong.
Disclaimer: Some of the content of this profile may be fictional.
You should message me if
You have a time machine that goes back to the 60's.
You have a hearse and wanna make out in the back of it.
You have home-baked oatmeal cookies and can't eat them all.
You have a toy poodle and need a dog sitter.