Academia_in_bed
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My self-summary
Letting you know up front, I am a man transitioning to be a robot.

Yeah, I am pretty nerdy. Generally, I would rather be having a conversation about the fundamental nature of consciousness. Accordingly, I am interested in discussing anything and everything of a theoretical nature. In other words, you could say that my idea of talking about the weather would need to include airflow dynamics and vector fields and my idea of small talk would might involve me asking the units of measurement we are dealing with.

I exaggerate. It's not that I don't enjoy conversations of all varieties; only that, my preference is to be having more of them be on the thoughtful side of the spectrum.

To summarize:

I have the body of twenty-something who has found the magic combination of bodybuilding, caffeine, and steroids.
I have the heart of a Jew who has lost everyone they have ever known or cared about in a gas chamber.
I have the sex drive of ninety-year-old man who has taken his first pill of Viagra ever on his tour of the red light district of Amsterdam.
I fuck like a lesbian in prison with a giant black glistening strap-on that wants to make you her bitch.
I have the face of a naked mole rat that has finished a handful of grubs and some tubers for brunch ( I am a messy eater ).

Interests:
Building Community, Psychology, Anthropology, Yoga, Philosophy, Engineering, Physics, Computer Science, Art, Dance, Nutrition, Bodybuilding, Mathematics, Biology
What I’m doing with my life
Web App Development to change to the people interact within their local communities. Also, when I have spare time, I feel compelled to flex my pecs to techno beats.
I’m really good at
Mathematics, programming, fixing things, teaching, oral sex, being lazy.
The first things people usually notice about me
My nose. Its big. I try to be careful but occasionally someone's teacup chihuahua might get sucked into its cavernous depth's. I guess you would have to be OK with that.

Then the rest of my face. Imagine Steve Buscemi and Charlie Chaplin had a baby. Then imagine that child was a redhead and Steve and Charlie both got divorced and remarried. You should know where I am going with this...don't say I didn't warn you.

After that they notice I am not fat, dirty, or smelly and have outwardly friendly demure, if they were really paying attention then they might notice my probing gaze and intense curiosity at the inner workings of their mind, but most people seldom ever get that far.

The last thing people notice is my sense of humor. That would simply be because I don't have one. I believe everything should be taken at face value. Every time something bad happens to me, I take it as a personal attack against my mother's genome. As a consequence, I have devoted the rest of my free time toward uncountable plots of revenge. I guess you would have to be OK with that as well.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I plead the fifth. Yeah, that's right, I am into some weird shit.
Six things I could never do without
• A decent sound system
• Access to healthy foods
• A shower
• A plan
• A toothbrush
• A computer with an internet connection
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I will let you in on a little secret. Thinking is overrated. In fact, if you take all the attention you normally put into thinking and instead direct it all toward the awareness of being itself. You will most certainly experience ecstatic bliss. It's really not difficult to be happy.

When I am not thinking about sex, drugs, and rock-n-roll. I tend toward the more philosophical questions in life, like how soft is too soft for toilet paper, and what would it really take to break free of the hive mind we all like to pretend we are not a part of.
On a typical Friday night I am
I am either saving live golden retriever puppies from being sold for human consumption at the local Asian market or doing breast cancer research. (I was deeply moved by Angelina Jolie's decision have to her 's removed.)

Occasionally, I fly over to Africa and do my part to save babies from malaria or volunteer my hacker services to track and persecute members of the international sex slave trade and human trafficking rings.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I was in Boy Scouts and liked it. Something about that just sounds wrong.
Disclaimer: Some of the content of this profile may be fictional. That means I am not afraid to make up shit and see if it passes for chocolate. Yum.
You should message me if
You have a time machine that goes back to the 60's.
You have a hearse and wanna make out in the back of it.
You have home-baked oatmeal cookies and can't eat them all.
You have a toy poodle and need a dog sitter.
You have a burning desire to explore the depths of intimate and honest relating and have the self awareness to pull it off.
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